Alan Walker
Bio
Part-time Avid Gamer, self appointed nerd, and volunteer Karate Instructor
Long time reader, first time blogger
Stories (37/0)
Roll for Perception, wait this isn't D&D!
Imagine if you will you are an adventurer in the High Fantasy lands of Dungeons & Dragons. You spend your days questing, looting, smashing monsters and rescuing the Princess, or Prince, of the week. Now imagine you've been ripped from the High Fantasy world you know and love and shoved into a world of satire and dirty jokes.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
Show Ken Ryu, wait that’s not right
Imagine if you will you are in a star system in a galaxy far, far away. This star system seems similar as you watch nine planets orbit the star, but they are also different at the same time. Now imagine you are one of the many tribes who lives on one of the 5 races who lives on one of the nine planets.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
A Long Time Ago....On A Table Far, Far Away
Imagine if you will you are an Ace Imperial Pilot, just graduated top of your from the Imperial Academy and your running a routine patrol near and asteroid field when some jerk in an X-Wing flies past, pulls off a sweet Koiogran turn and then blasts you to pieces. Now imagine if you will you are that hotshot rebel in X-Wing who just shot down an Imperial TIE Fighter; your adrenaline is running and you're feeling like your invincible but out of nowhere, whoops a squadron of TIE Defenders pastes you across the asteroid field
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
Looking for a cure to your Boredom?
Imagine if you will you are part of an elite team that is part of the Centre of Disease Control in Atlanta. Now imagine four new viruses have emerged from all corners of the globe and are spreading like wildfire (remind you of anything?)
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Geeks
Hope you can swim
Imagine if you will there is an island at the corner of Lost and Nowhere. An island filled with riches beyond the imagination of mortal man. An island where few have journeyed and even fewer have returned . Grab your speedos and your wellies as we prepare to get wet
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
Ever seen Nuclear Fallout? It's Rad
Imagine if you will it is the year 2277, 200 years have passed since the Great War that ended life as we knew it back then. But like the proverbial Phoenix, mankind arose from the ashes to a new world. The world as we knew it was gone and in its place was a irradiated landscape where Danger was king and death lurked around every corner.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
The Sound of Silence
If you were to ask your mate down the pub when submarines first started going stealthy, and by stealthy I mean the use of acoustic tiles and propulsors, they would point to the Cold War. And in a way they would be right. The Cold War advanced the submarine platform in leaps and bounds.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Serve
It's a Kind of Magic
Imagine if you will you are a simple farmer until one day a man calling himself Uncle Andy shows up out of nowhere and changes the world. Imagine you are now a battle wizard and you're only goal in life is to blow the heads off other battle wizards . Put on your best cloak and grab your magic wand
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
What do gamers take for an upset stomach? Settlers
Imagine if you will it's the golden age of sail and exploration and there is an island that has only recently been discovered. Now imagine you're the leader of a group of people who have left their old lives wish to settle on this newly discovered island. Grab your axe, and don your shepherd's outfit
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Gamers
Le Livre Noir
You can't begin to imagine how tough it is being a private detective these days; if the police aren't getting in my way when I approach a crime scene, it's the customers thinking you only exist to find missing people or snap pictures of cheating spouses. I didn't want to join the police despite being told I was the next Sherlock Holmes; both a compliment and an insult, Sherlock never had to deal with being a woman.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Wander
In space no one can hear you scream, at your opponents as they change the goal of the game
Imagine if you will your are watching every Science Fiction TV Show and every Science Fiction Movie all at the same time. It would likely cause your head to explode as if some Mad Max-esque martial artist had suddenly struck the vital pressure point hidden in your forehead.
By Alan Walker3 years ago in Geeks