Foxtrot Oscar Donald

There isn't a person in western civilisation over the age of 25 who doesn't know a Dumb Blonde joke. Granted not all blondes are stupid but there are at least two; Boris Johnson and Donald Trump, more so the latter of the two. At least the former has the ability to speak several languages.

Let's be honest; there is a great deal of pressure and power that comes with being President of the US. It's one of the jobs where controversy is one of the Terms & Conditions. Nixon had the Watergate, Clinton had Monica Lewinsky, and George W. Bush came across like someone had handed the job to village idiot. When it comes to controversy no president is a bigger magnet than Donald Trump. Here is a man that has been bankrupt no less than 3 times and yet still thinks he is somehow the most qualified to lead the most powerful country on the face of the planet. Here is a man that could count the fingers on his hands twice and come up with two different answers, neither of them being right.

Trump's biggest failing, and let's be honest there are a lot of them, is the inability to press the mute button on that part of his brain labelled Ego. Just to point out that 99% of his brain is there to fuel his ego, the last 1% is used only to run the automatic systems of the human body. Trump has not only let his ego get out of hand; he stoked the fire by pissing petrol onto it.

Anyway I'm not here to bash Trump, despite how easy it would be, I'm here to say goodbye to a world leader who's impact on the world puts him in the same league as a certain leader of Germany who sported the famous toothbrush moustache. Here is a man who not only stokes the conservative fires of the Republican party as well as it's supporters. Here is a man that with a single hand convinced the US that Obamacare was a bad idea and that your average american was better off bankrupting themselves when they get sick or injured, and what's worse is that it worked. The use of soundbites and ability to prey on the xenophobic fears of the your average Republican supporter.

If you want proof that this man should never have been anywhere near the oval office all you have to look at is his Twitter profile. When Billy West reads a selection of Trump's tweets in the guise of Zapp Brannigan it raises as red flag, as well as Mark Hamill reading a tweet in the guise of the Joker. When Trump's tweets simultaneously make him look like an idiot and a super villain is he qualified to be President? Not that he needs much help in order to look like an idiot.

So to it Mr Trump, with a single hand you have managed to take the most powerful country on the planet back to the dark ages faster than the thumbs of a teenager in the middle of a flame war. In the era of enlightenment and progression where society starts to move away from the archaic concepts of society. The 21st century was to see the world stamp out racism, and create a better world for members of the LGBTQ+ community. Trump has decided that the best thing to do is to crap all over the modern idea of what society should be. Trump likes America a certain way, and that way would be the way it was between the days of colonisation and before Lincoln came into power.

Trump will try to convince you he's not racist, sexist or any other kind of ist. Much like any politician; but you have to remember that he will pull the wool over your eyes in order to keep the cross hairs off him but anyone with a little intelligence and a keen mind can see through the Bravo Sierra and can see that this man is so full of the brown stuff that Harry King, King of the Golden River, has tabs on Trumps body when he's shoved off his mortal coil.

In his term as POTUS the only thing Trump tried to get down was his handicap on the golf course, in his term unemployment went up and the nations debt certainly didn't drop. It would appear that Trump wants to make the rich richer, and wants to keep the poor stupid so they'll believe the verbal diarrhoea spouted by him and his ilk. Just look at how the election went. Trump claims he won and that votes were lost, he encouraged the violent mob that were his supporters. Any president willing to incite insurrection needs a swift kick where his union meets his pacific.

To round it off, Mr Trump we thank you for making a mess of things; we thank you for failing to protect the good people of the US from Coronavirus, we thank you for making George W. Bush look like Albert Einstein, and we thank you for losing the election. Hopefully your replacement Mr Biden can do a better job.

Now Mr Trump in the tongue of my native land, awa' 'n bile yer heid ya bawbag