satire
Military satire and army humor to amuse and entertain soldiers and civilians alike.
Bros., Lecce: We Eat at The Worst Michelin Starred Restaurant,
I’m not talking about a meal that’s poorly cooked, or a server who might be planning your murder — that sort of thing happens in the fat lump of the bell curve of bad. Instead, I’m talking about the long tail stuff — the sort of meals that make you feel as though the fabric of reality is unraveling. The ones that cause you to reassess the fundamentals of capitalism, and whether or not you’re living in a simulation in which someone failed to properly program this particular restaurant. The ones where you just know somebody’s going to lift a metal dome off a tray and reveal a single blue or red pill.
By Gurjot Singh3 years ago in Serve
The Most Unbelievable Thing I Witnessed in the Military
Someone on Quora asked this question, so I gave them an honest answer. In 2006, I was an Air Force embedded trainer in Kabul, Afghanistan, and we drove out to see the local military guys using sledgehammers to tear up the exterior of a new facility we'd had built for their army. That was the most unbelievable thing I saw in my 21-year career. But the fact is, all my days over there were just one scene after another that made me wonder what we were trying to accomplish.
By Matt Cates4 years ago in Serve
BOOTCAMP!
Back in the halcyon days of yore, when I was a US Marine Recruit, we were given tons of training to defend this fine Republic we call 'Murika! There was lots of bullets and bayonets and close combat drills and lotsa "PRAC!" Prac was PRactical Application and Comprehension over various milestones of Marine Corps history, as well as tactical theories, sanitation, medical knowledge, COC, as well as Marine Corps issues of the day.
By Kabin Thomas4 years ago in Serve
Have you heard of 'The Emu War'?
What is an Emu? An Emu, as far as current scientific understanding goes, is a powerful military individual so far beyond that of a regular solider it would be considered an insult, in Emu culture, to refer to an Emu as a simple 'soldier'.
By Cronan Parry4 years ago in Serve
Why We Need to Invade France
My proud countrymen, I come before you to first to draw your attention to the great feats of our nation. Our NHS is the envy of the civilised world, We have an established and efficient democracy, using the welfare system we look after our less fortunate citizens and we have built up an economy which provides a stability for our lives and our families. We are the heirs to an empire which was larger than any others in all of history. Our nation is the greatest kingdom in the whole world. We are a safe and stable state where we and our kin can exist for the rest of time if we look after it. But there is still one entity to which our mighty country is still threatened by. France.
By Lese Brookes6 years ago in Serve
Congratulations, Chief Petty Officer
Congrats, newly minted Chief Petty Officer! So you’ve just made it to the rank of E-7 in the United States Navy. We know the climb up was rough, but now that you’re finally near the top, you can take this opportunity to make sure the climb is even rougher for those coming up after you. In my five part series, we’ll take you through such valuable lessons as:
By D.M. Kiely6 years ago in Serve