surreal poetry
Surrealist poetry embodies the essence of poetry itself, drawing upon shocking imagery and lyrical incongruities to comment on the inner-workings of the mind.
How to Avoid Getting Robbed
Dear people trying to avoid getting robbed, Today was supposed to be a good day. Today I went for a walk. I saw a guy who followed me around the block. I told him to eat some chalk. He said no and pulled out a Glock. I shouted and out of the bushes flew a flock. I took my fist and threw a hard sock. He fell to the ground, the crock. I chained him up with a lock. He said it was a prank for Tic Tok. I said pranks on you buddy, you shouldn’t have knocked. I walked away laughing, because I rock!
By Alex H Mittelman 3 years ago in Poets
