How to Avoid Getting Robbed

Dear people trying to avoid getting robbed,

Today was supposed to be a good day.

Today I went for a walk. I saw a guy who followed me around the block. I told him to eat some chalk. He said no and pulled out a Glock. I shouted and out of the bushes flew a flock. I took my fist and threw a hard sock. He fell to the ground, the crock. I chained him up with a lock. He said it was a prank for Tic Tok. I said pranks on you buddy, you shouldn’t have knocked. I walked away laughing, because I rock!

The moral of the letter is, always be prepared to defend yourself. Don’t be fooled by a renegade Tic Tok loving prankster trouble making Elf.

Yours truly,

Alex