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Ode To My Search Engine
Ode to my search engine (Google, if you need to know) For all the things I think of, and must know, around 3 - The AM, is the best time to search, (I can’t sleep) I owe you my gratitude, and oh, so much more. You give me 500 answers to choose from, and all before 4. (Who was that actress, what show was she on?) [How many episodes, why did it air so long?] Google or Explorer, Bing, Yahoo and more, Google serves me best, if I have to keep score.) You don’t sigh or gasp at the questions I ask, or throw my phone across the floor. (Not that I have) Sometimes, when I’m searching, you help me along. you drop out suggestions, if I've spelled something wrong. If I google some music, you pull up some tunes - and play me a new list, to cause me to swoon. Ode to your knowledge and patience with me, you take me to places; I may never see. You explain the universe and the latest alien views, I know there are days, I may seem nonnative too! But no matter what, you are there by my side, saving in my history, searches I should hide: >} Never in my life would I have imagined a way,that I could get all the answers - any time, any place.So, ode to you, Google, I'm sure glad you're around,you're the easiest way to make me look smarter, I have found.
By Kelli Sheckler-Amsden3 years ago in Poets
Serge McBride, The Orcan Man
My faithful followers: students, teachers, novices, and simple seekers of knowledge: below is the ancient tale of the mythical feats of Serge McBride. It is a timeless tale of derring-do fit for Hades or Zeus to mock. Tis the tale of a man blessed by the Gods with a power all his own... A blessing he turned to good use as Poseidon may attest. Tis the tale of how the undersea land of Atlantis got a mailman. Sit back, close your eyes, picture the scene as we tell the tale of Serge McBride - the man Born to Ride.
By Andrew C McDonald3 years ago in Poets
The Oxford English Dictionary
Volumes admired; Made portable; made over... A Scrabble tempter! * Thank you for reading! If you liked this, you can add your Insights, Comment, leave a Heart, Tip, Pledge, or Subscribe. I will appreciate any support you have shown for my work.
By Kendall Defoe 3 years ago in Poets
Expression
When is a poem not a poem? Short answer? When you want to cheat the system a little bit. Why cheat the system? Because sometimes 600 words is too much, but Vocal has no other place for short articles. But also, this article is more about my poetry than not. So, perhaps I’m cheating the system less than I think. But anyway, I wanted to take a moment to talk about expressing one’s self.
By Atomic Historian3 years ago in Poets
