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Pumpkin Street
All these friendly faces, lighting up the streets are not what they seem. They stare at me on every corner, turning me into a screamer, as they turn to look at me!
By Carol Ann Townend2 months ago in Poets
Dad's Not Scum
My man was washing the pots, But the sink wouldn't come clean, Though he tried hard to make it gleam. In comes running my son,
By Carol Ann Townend2 months ago in Poets
Access Granted
It's been a frustrating couple of days locked out of Vocal but the support team have popped me back in so here's a quick Haiku reponse to that:
By Alyson Smith 2 months ago in Poets
Hands-on management
Happy retirement Your truly hands-on approach Has sure left its mark For Lana's "You'll Be Missed!" challenge
By Raymond G Taylor2 months ago in Poets
My Child Invented Her Own Shampoo
This is a poem based on my own child who decided to try a new shampoo trend! My children invented her own shampoo, Bacon, egg, beans and tomato, too;
By Carol Ann Townend2 months ago in Poets
Rhyming on the Eighth
Group rhyme - by Denise Lindquist, Carol Verant Arola, JoAnn Boorman, Jennifer Sawatzky Story Rhyme Along There was a guy that lived south of town. He had red curly hair and was known as the town clown. He had an amazing gift of telling stories of his adventures.
By Denise E Lindquist2 months ago in Poets
𝕭𝖔𝖗𝖓 𝖀𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖗 A 𝕭𝖆𝖉 𝕾𝖎𝖌𝖓
Introduction This is for RMS's 𝕾𝖊𝖕𝖙𝖊𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖚𝖕𝖊𝖗𝖘𝖙𝖎𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖀𝖓𝖔𝖋𝖋𝖎𝖈𝖎𝖆𝖑 𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖊𝖓𝖌𝖊 which you can check out here:
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 months ago in Poets
Some Honest Thoughts on Instapoetry
Note: I found an old comment of mine under a video on the rise of Instapoetry. This is my comment on a critique. KD All best-sellers?
By Kendall Defoe 2 months ago in Poets
THE SECRET TO LOOKING YOUNGER
THE SECRET TO LOOKING YOUNGER ^^ Oh good grief! Another year! Where have the years been going? Sometimes I don't feel my age,
By Margaret Brennan2 months ago in Poets
I'm The Best
Introduction This is for For L.C. Schäfer's ROGUE CHALLENGE - A Wanky Song that you can check out here: I just thought of some words about how brilliant I am, then recorded the video above.
By Mike Singleton 💜 Mikeydred 2 months ago in Poets
FLORIDA, MY FLORIDA
FLORIDA, MY FLORIDA .. I wrote this September of 2004. Hurricane Charley came through and with a direct hit, slammed our town as a Category 5.
By Margaret Brennan2 months ago in Poets
Pumpkin Space
Note: Satire? KD How I long to be a part of it; That shift in the season; Leaves leaving me wistful and ready For the good days of rain cooling out From the summer’s heavy hand. I can sense in a barista’s smile The need to shift from my old orders. There are always the options: Milk, syrup, potions and sensations Of spice and incurious men. My cup brimmeth under my glare; So much cream and orange magic. I feel like I deserve to try it again Just for this season; just for the mood As I enter a world of that crucial gourd.
By Kendall Defoe 2 months ago in Poets