My Child Invented Her Own Shampoo

This is a poem based on my own child who decided to try a new shampoo trend!

My children invented her own shampoo,

Bacon, egg, beans and tomato, too;

She grew bored of eating,

And fell asleep,

When she awoke,

Gave her hair a treat.

She put the whole bowl on her head,

And rubbed it in instead!

In the mirror she did stare,

refusing to let us wash her hair,

She caused quite a stir,

And;

Threw a fit to get her own way.

So,

We decided that food was the new 'poo,'

As our one year old child,

Decided to invent her own shampoo!