T-Wreckx-n-Effect

Yo, I'm mother effing Tyrannosaurus Rex

Just look at my sexy green scaly pecs

The Laramidian mighty predator apex

Tho' I got tiny brains, tiny hands

when I march through my lands

No ankylosaur or ceratopsian stands

They say I was the greatest

They say I was the toughest

Steppin' to me, prepare for the ruckus

So, keep your cup of water

close to your son and daughter

Follow Dr. Alan Grant, the miser

Watch your step, buddy

'fore things get bloody

I'll bite you down to size and they'll call you stubby

Listen, pal, don't take this the wrong way

I may be dead, buried, fossilised, okay?

But my mere image gives you chills, okay

Even with this lazy rhyme, I'm doing okay

Instead of coming at me, with your yappin’

Its backwards you oughta be swiftly steppin’

or your tasty fleshy body I'll be poppin’!

So, your position at my feet, please assume

as John Williams plays my kingly theme tune

And prepare to meet your untimely grisly doom

T to the R e x

Tyrannical s e x

On two legs, I wreckx

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Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: Fun ditty that came to me rather quickly - based on old-school rap and the big one T-Rex!