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booked into the Sebel Townhouse
for a bit of R and R
but i may have overdone it
and gone a bit too far
i covered myself in coconut oil
and grabbed my favourite sash
wrapped it round my neck once or twice
then i gave the bishop a bash
passing out while flogging my log
i thrashed about a bit
and that’s how the coroner found me
cock in hand and covered in shit
i can’t be too sure of the timing
but i think i spoofed everywhere first
then i popped the veins in my neck
everything just up and burst
in a pool of my own fetid fluids
and that was how i came and went
soaked in the remains of my nuts and my arse
drained exhausted and spent
and just like in all those bad movies
i was able to hover above the scene
they are gonna need the jaws of life
to get my hand off my peen
my spirit soared above my corporeal form
and it’s only just gone quarter to seven
i need to locate my new celestial lodgings
cause there’s a wanking contest in heaven
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