Megan Malcolm
Bio
She/Her
Former spooky weirdo kid, current spooky weirdo adult.
Mom to my two favorite kids, wife to my favorite guy.
I've always loved reading and writing, but sharing my work is hard for me, so I'm forcing myself out of my comfort zone!
Stories (8/0)
- Runner-Up in Critique Challenge
Only Murders in the BuildingRunner-Up in Critique Challenge
A show that seems more niche than it actually is, OMITB centers on true crime obsessives who become three unlikely amigos and start a podcast to solve a string of murders in their posh Manhattan building. Darkly hilarious and emotionally evocative with a brilliant cast, this series is a must-see.
By Megan Malcolm8 months ago in Critique
WandaVision
A Marvel Cinematic Universe show that was hugely popular and fun to watch, WandaVision presented a clever take on loss, grief, and the psychopathology of superhumans. However, the twist felt unearned, a "switcheroo" instead of a satisfying reveal, and Legion handled the same topics earlier and better, without any fanfare.
By Megan Malcolm8 months ago in Critique
Roar and Whisper
Parents shouldn't have favorites amongst their children, but nonetheless, they often do. Such is the case for our Mother, the ocean, as she seems to hold her island-dwelling offspring closest to her heart. While "human advancement" shifts our collective focus to the banal and prosaic, moving us, over centuries, farther and farther from the wonderment of creation, our Mother maintains on islands places of the greatest beauty, the greatest magic. One of these blessed places is Ireland, and this story begins there.
By Megan Malcolm9 months ago in Fiction
An annotated maintenance manual for the 2087L-V Craft Sub Biome
Welcome to an exciting new career in the evaluation, maintenance, and repair of Class 2 Sub-Biomes. Like a sturdy foundation on the landhomes of our ancestors, your work is fundamental to the continued comfort and well-being of us all. How very inspiring! Don't be fooled, this is the last time you will be shown a scrap of respect. If you've been assigned to murk duty, it's either because you really screwed up “up there” or you never had a chance to go up in the first place.
By Megan Malcolm10 months ago in Horror
- Runner-Up in Micro Heist Challenge
The Night Jogger
The cabin in the woods had been abandoned for years, but one night, a candle burned in the window. You’ve jogged past the cabin a thousand times, though you know your mother would be furious if she knew. There’s something about the woods at night that feels so liberating, invigorating, and yes, maybe even a little spooky. A little unsafe. So you changed your usual course a while ago, and maybe that little tingle of fear, that invisible, primordial pressure on your shoulders, makes you run just that much faster. And what could be wrong with that? Not a thing, of course.
By Megan Malcolm2 years ago in Horror
Red, Bread, Redemption
The first time I really ate a tomato was years after the first time I’d tried one. For most of my childhood, tomatoes seemed like a cruel joke: ruby red, shiny and promising, begging to be tasted, only to deliver a flavorless, mealy mouthful of lies. Sliced up straight from the fridge or surrounded by ice of questionable hygiene in the salad bar of our local pizza place, the tomatoes of my youth in the 90s were, frankly, a travesty. I can’t remember a single kid I knew who liked tomatoes. I knew people who liked brussel sprouts, but not tomatoes. For a long time, all I wanted for lunch was a cheese and pickle sandwich, and I was known to eat blue cheese and radishes as an after school snack, but tomatoes? No thanks.
By Megan Malcolm2 years ago in Feast