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Ring Ring

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By Paul StewartPublished 3 years ago • 1 min read
Ring Ring
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Ring ring

goes the telephone sound

click click

lift the telephone earwards

"Hello, your computer does not internet"

"My internet computes fine, sir"

"But, you have virus"

"I'll have you know, I am covid-free"

"You need to send me your password."

"Sir, you need to listen to me...

Does your head bang internally like there's someone dying to get out?

Maybe that's just me...

Does your tail bone shimmy everytime you hear your favourite song?

Or just any song...

Does your heartbeat faster in the rain or slow to a gradual palpipalpitation?

Maybe that's how it's supposed to be...

Does your fire burn brightly like the sun and hotter than Death Valley

It's because you're alive...

Does every little thing you do matter in the grand scheme of things?

Yes..."

"Please sir send me your password and I can be fixing your computer"

click click

the hang-up sound

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Thanks for reading!

Author's Notes: Just for fun.

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About the Creator

Paul Stewart

Award-Winning Writer, Poet, Scottish-Italian, Subversive.

The Accidental Poet - Poetry Collection out now!

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    Written by Paul Stewart