Purr purr purrr

Zzzz zzzzz zzzzz

Yawn, yawn

streeetttcccchhhhh

okay, I’m up

Mom, mom, mom, mom,mom,mom

momomomomomom…..oh shit. LOOKOUT!

Well, I wouldn’t trip you if you were paying attention

It’snotmy@#$fault#@$

Pickmeup pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup

PICK ME UP!!!!!

Purr purr purr purr purr purrpurpurpur

Feedme feedme feedme feedme

NOW NOW NOWnownownownow

Feedmefeedmefeedme!

Yumyumyumyum

Pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup

Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Oh look, light rays!

Jump chase

Jumpchasejumpchasejumpchase

Yippie!

Jumpchasejumpchasejump….

Why can’t I catch them ? MOOOMMMMMMMMM

Oh no whatzthat? wuttheheck

The big sucking machine is attacking my mom again! Oh noooooo

I must save her.

WHACK, WHACK, WHACK

WHACKWHACKWHACK

Whyissheyellingatme?

She says I will hurt my paws if I keep punching the vacuumuy sucker

She doesn’t know how tough I am

WHACK. WHACK.

Hahaha I knew it! VICTORY is mine!

It ran away. It’s hiding in the corner being very quiet. {fucking coward}

I saved my mom from the noisy sucking machine and I-deserve-treats

Treats treats treats treatstreats

Moremoremoremoremore

Pickmeuppickmeuppickmeup

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\\\\\Purr purrrrrr purrrr purrrrr\

Yaaaaaawwwwwnnnnn

stretttttcccchhhhh

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