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Our Relationship is like Rome in 476 AD

It's Long Past Time It Collapsed

By Lightning Bolt ⚡Published 19 days ago • Updated 9 days ago • 2 min read
Top Story - September 2026


Our relationship is like a wild wolf on a chain.
It's long past time to release it.

Our relationship is like added weight on a load-bearing wall.
It's long past time to increase it.

Our relationship is like a crude vulgarity in a quiet waiting room.
It's long past time to yell it.
Our relationship is like an insurrection of slaves.
It's long past time to quell it.

Our relationship is like a Sarah Conners to an Arnold Schwarzenegger.
It's long past time to terminate it.
Our relationship is like an infectious infestation of fleas.
It's long past time to exterminate it.

Our relationship is like cobra's venom sac overfilled with poison.
It's long past time to spit it.
Our relationship is like a fine hair grown too long.
It's long past due to split it.

Our relationship is like denying an addiction to scrolling.
It's long past time to admit it.
Our relationship is like making another sequel to Rush Hour.
It's long past time to quit it.

Our relationship is like a red and white 1958 Plymouth Fury.
It's long past time we scrap it.
Our relationship is like Taco Bell cheesy burrito constipation.
It's long past time to crap it.

Our relationship is like a joint rolled in 1967.
It's long past time to smoke it.
Our relationship is like a person's right to chew loudly.
It's long past time to revoke it.

Our relationship is like a hard horny chicken.
It's long past time to choke it.

Our relationship is like a secret code known by a Cold War KGB spy.
It's long past time to unlearn it.
Our relationship is like a witch with a wart and a pointy hat.
It's long past time to burn it.

{♨︎_♨︎Our relationship is like a Tesla dealership♨︎_♨︎}

Burn it! Burn it! BURN IT!!!

Our relationship is like the maiden voyage of the unsinkable Titanic.
It's long past time to sail it.
Our relationship is like the irreversible completion of a coffin.
It's long past time to nail it.

Our relationship is like the tiring debate about affordable healthcare.
It's long past time we conclude it.
Our relationship is like an A.I. Presidential candidate.
It's long past time to preclude it.

Our relationship is like a death sentence for a falsely convicted man.
It's long past time to commute it.
Our relationship is like the competence of RKJ Jr's medical advice.
It's long past time to refute it.

Our relationship is like Kristi Noem's poor dog.
It's long past time to shoot it.

Our relationship is like a bloodthirsty vampire on the prowl.
It's long past time to stake it.
Our relationship is like a backyard left unattended since the death of Elvis.
It's long past time to rake it.

Our relationship is like a pedophile with too much power.
It's long past time to impeach it.
Our relationship is like a stain on America's reputation.
It's long past time to bleach it.

Our relationship is like a chimney in 18th century London.
It's long past time we sweep it.
Our relationship is like a field of freedom gone fallow.
It's long past time we reap it.

Our relationship is like a dreaded decision that needs to be made.
It's long past time we make it.
Our relationship is like a prison made of glass.

It's long past time we break it.

~҉-҉↯҉-҉~

_________________Bolt⚡

👆 Our relationship is like a witch with a wart and a pointy hat....🔥🔥🔥

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Lightning Bolt ⚡

Bolt ⚡ aka Bill↬bizarre bisexual bipolar alliterative epileptic sexy ♒Aquarian retired superhero. Author of humor, poetry, sci fi & horror.

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