I found my pink knickers in my neighbor's garden,
And my bra; whoops! I beg your pardon.
I found my used tampon in my drawer,
And my husband's condom in the hall!
Now, I have an itch in my pants,
I swear I have fucking ants;
Fuck! My bathroom door is locked,
Someone's having sex with my Aunt!
Down the stairs I go;
Squeezing the ants back in my pants;
Back up I run, only to hear,
"More, please more!"
I give my crotch a scratch,
The fucking ants in my pants!
My aunt ran out of the bathroom,
And says;
"Yeah, girl! You give it a fucking good groom!"
I am mortified!
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Carol Townend
Fiction, Horror, Sex, Love, Mental Health, Children's fiction and more. You'll find many stories in my profile. I don't believe in sticking with one Niche! I write, but I also read a lot too.
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Oh wait, if I'm not mistaken, it's either that I watched or I read, I'm not sure, that the aunt would sleep with her niece's husband to be before the wedding. Lol!