There once was a gal that needed to wee,
She was out and about, no place she could see,
So she tried to do business,
Then asked for forgiveness,
As her pee dribbled right down to her knee.
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Dedicated to those that must squat to pee. It's a real pain in the...ass.
Written for the Ludicrous Limerick challenge.
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Comments (29)
😂 there’s an art to the spotless squat
LOL! I’m come very close to this happening. 😩
Too much coffee H2, love it, p on the knee, 🤦🏻♀️ 😀
Hahaha I cried so much when this happened to me 😭😭 I think I was 9. I was walking back home from church with my mom and her friend. Great limerick!
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Every woman whose ever been caught short is right there with you! Funny and very well phrased, a limerick to be proud of!
It's nice being able to aim it, except when it's right after waking up in the early morning.
It certainly does flow!!!
We men are pretty useless most of the time but we can pee our name into snow, so there’s that. 😂
Funny
Reading this humorous limerick brought a smile to my face and brightened my day.😄😄💗💗
Lol, tell me about it! The struggle is so real! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha! I have a bladder of steel until I'm putting the key in the lock when I get home, then it's game on! Love this one!
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Absolutely fantastic. Too funny! I think I just leaked from laughing 😂 Nice one, Heather 💕🙂
Heather our 'Tinkle, Tinkle little STAR'
I remember being out at night, and trying to find a place to hide and pee. And yes it always hit my leg/. Now that i'm older I am not out at 3am
Too funny
LOL! This is too funny. 😅 This also made me remember something I saw on Tiktok… like a strap-on contraption to help with this problem 😅
And now I can comment. This is hilarious. I almost pissed myself.
Haha! Well done! As a woman who loves to backpack and camp, I can totally appreciate this!!!
Well done , lol 😆 ❤️
Well done!!!💖💖😊💕
For me, just sneezing is a problem. Lol
How Ludicrous! 😂. Was her name Tinkle Bell? Good one.