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By Heather HublerPublished about a year ago β€’ 1 min read
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There once was a gal that needed to wee,

She was out and about, no place she could see,

So she tried to do business,

Then asked for forgiveness,

As her pee dribbled right down to her knee.


Dedicated to those that must squat to pee. It's a real pain in the...ass.

Written for the Ludicrous Limerick challenge.

I hope you enjoyed the read!


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Comments (29)

  • Stevi-Lee Alverabout a year ago

    πŸ˜‚ there’s an art to the spotless squat

  • Naomi Goldabout a year ago

    LOL! I’m come very close to this happening. 😩

  • Diani Alvarengaabout a year ago

    Hahaha I cried so much when this happened to me 😭😭 I think I was 9. I was walking back home from church with my mom and her friend. Great limerick!

  • Rick Henry Christopher about a year ago


  • EJ Fergusonabout a year ago

    Every woman whose ever been caught short is right there with you! Funny and very well phrased, a limerick to be proud of!

  • Thavien Yliasterabout a year ago

    It's nice being able to aim it, except when it's right after waking up in the early morning.

  • Stephanie J. Bradberryabout a year ago

    It certainly does flow!!!

  • Shane Dobbieabout a year ago

    We men are pretty useless most of the time but we can pee our name into snow, so there’s that. πŸ˜‚

  • Funny

  • Quincy.Vabout a year ago

    Reading this humorous limerick brought a smile to my face and brightened my day.πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ’—πŸ’—

  • Lol, tell me about it! The struggle is so real! 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Dana Stewartabout a year ago

    Haha! I have a bladder of steel until I'm putting the key in the lock when I get home, then it's game on! Love this one!

  • PPabout a year ago


  • Testabout a year ago

    Absolutely fantastic. Too funny! I think I just leaked from laughing πŸ˜‚ Nice one, Heather πŸ’•πŸ™‚

  • JBazabout a year ago

    Heather our 'Tinkle, Tinkle little STAR'

  • Antoinette L Breyabout a year ago

    I remember being out at night, and trying to find a place to hide and pee. And yes it always hit my leg/. Now that i'm older I am not out at 3am

  • The Invisible Writerabout a year ago

    Too funny

  • Gina C.about a year ago

    LOL! This is too funny. πŸ˜… This also made me remember something I saw on Tiktok… like a strap-on contraption to help with this problem πŸ˜…

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    And now I can comment. This is hilarious. I almost pissed myself.

  • Kristen Balyeatabout a year ago

    Haha! Well done! As a woman who loves to backpack and camp, I can totally appreciate this!!!

  • Mariann Carrollabout a year ago

    Well done , lol πŸ˜† ❀️

  • Babs Iversonabout a year ago

    Well done!!!πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ˜ŠπŸ’•

  • Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a year ago

    For me, just sneezing is a problem. Lol

  • J. S. Wadeabout a year ago

    How Ludicrous! πŸ˜‚. Was her name Tinkle Bell? Good one.

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