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By Heather HublerPublished 7 days ago β€’ 1 min read
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There once was a gal that needed to wee,

She was out and about, no place she could see,

So she tried to do business,

Then asked for forgiveness,

As her pee dribbled right down to her knee.


Dedicated to those that must squat to pee. It's a real pain in the...ass.

Written for the Ludicrous Limerick challenge.

I hope you enjoyed the read!


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  • Stevi-Lee Alvera day ago

    πŸ˜‚ there’s an art to the spotless squat

  • Naomia day ago

    LOL! I’m come very close to this happening. 😩

  • Diani Alvarenga4 days ago

    Hahaha I cried so much when this happened to me 😭😭 I think I was 9. I was walking back home from church with my mom and her friend. Great limerick!

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  • EJ Ferguson6 days ago

    Every woman whose ever been caught short is right there with you! Funny and very well phrased, a limerick to be proud of!

  • It's nice being able to aim it, except when it's right after waking up in the early morning.

  • It certainly does flow!!!

  • Shane Dobbie7 days ago

    We men are pretty useless most of the time but we can pee our name into snow, so there’s that. πŸ˜‚

  • Quincy.v7 days ago

    Reading this humorous limerick brought a smile to my face and brightened my day.πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ’—πŸ’—

  • Lol, tell me about it! The struggle is so real! 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  • Dana Stewart7 days ago

    Haha! I have a bladder of steel until I'm putting the key in the lock when I get home, then it's game on! Love this one!

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  • Harmony Kent7 days ago

    Absolutely fantastic. Too funny! I think I just leaked from laughing πŸ˜‚ Nice one, Heather πŸ’•πŸ™‚

  • JBaz7 days ago

    Heather our 'Tinkle, Tinkle little STAR'

  • I remember being out at night, and trying to find a place to hide and pee. And yes it always hit my leg/. Now that i'm older I am not out at 3am

  • Too funny

  • Gina C.7 days ago

    LOL! This is too funny. πŸ˜… This also made me remember something I saw on Tiktok… like a strap-on contraption to help with this problem πŸ˜…

  • Cathy holmes7 days ago

    And now I can comment. This is hilarious. I almost pissed myself.

  • Kristen Balyeat7 days ago

    Haha! Well done! As a woman who loves to backpack and camp, I can totally appreciate this!!!

  • Mariann Carroll7 days ago

    Well done , lol πŸ˜† ❀️

  • Babs Iverson7 days ago

    Well done!!!πŸ’–πŸ’–πŸ˜ŠπŸ’•

  • For me, just sneezing is a problem. Lol

  • Scott Wade7 days ago

    How Ludicrous! πŸ˜‚. Was her name Tinkle Bell? Good one.

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