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A limerick - thanks to Paul, Cathy, Loryne, Kelli, and Donna

By Heather HublerPublished about a year ago 1 min read
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There once was a nutter with words on the brain,

They just wouldn't come out and drove her insane!

She started to shake, cough and spit,

Crying, 'Great, now I've got to sh–,'

She should've just stayed in her lane.

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Please blame this complete and utter nonsense on Paul, Cathy, Loryne, Kelli, and Donna!! If you'd like to jump on board the Limerick Train, there's plenty of room, but take heed that it becomes addicting, lol!

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Thank you for reading!!

If you liked this or even if you didn't, here's another limerick from me:

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And a more serious piece, my 100th on Vocal dedicated to Women's History Month:

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  • The Invisible Writerabout a year ago

    This was very clever and witty

  • Gina C.about a year ago

    This is clever, funny, and I think my new favorite word is “nutter” 😅 Love it! ❤️

  • Harmony Kentabout a year ago

    Tehehee! 😂 love it, Heather 💕🙂

  • Paul Stewartabout a year ago

    bahahahaha! The limerick train keeps on rolling. Rolling down the river...And I really doubt it's your last one. You've caught the bug now!

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  • Kelli Sheckler-Amsdenabout a year ago

    Hahaha. I can hear Jim Carey “ Alrighty then”

  • Cathy holmesabout a year ago

    hahahaha. Oh dear. We're going off the rails on the limerick train. (sung in Ozzie voice)

  • KJ Aartilaabout a year ago

    Well this is disturbing - but funny. :)

  • Donna Reneeabout a year ago

    LMAOOO 😂. I should have known better than to read this while drinking my coffee.

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