Men in Black
Grammar spies are watching you.
Full moon rose in the sky, my written work complete.
I hit send without a proof
and promptly fell asleep.
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The phone call came at work, “Black suits are at your door.
What crime have you committed?
They just ripped up the floor."
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Panic raged through my mind; the comma splice existed.
If they find my laptop.
No doubt, I'll be arrested.
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I ran from the office to cry and think, to brood
Upon return, I found,
My boss was in a mood.
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"If you did what they say, with you, we won't conspire.
We cannot have criminals
Pack your things; you're fired."
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Through cold dark streets, I ran, no friends to help I found.
In Grand Central, I hid.
I had to leave the town.
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Ten black suits woke me up and bound my wrist with ties.
I demanded, "What's the charge?"
"Comma splice," they replied.
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In a padded wagon, they took me to a jail.
I stood before a judge.
A bailiff cried, "All hail."
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"Hear ye, Hear ye, hear ye, felony grammar crook.
You are guilty, and I charge.
Ten to life by the book."
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Awakened from my dream, the bed all in a sweat.
Laziness had crept in.
My writing was a threat.
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Bad grammar, I had learned, to ignore would be unwise.
I'm not going to jail
for a comma splice.
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Oxford or Chicago rules will decide your fate
Break the law, and you'll find out.
The men in black await.
About the Creator
J. S. Wade
Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.
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