Maybe I shouldn’t have sent this in a text.
it's been awhile
You haven’t called me lately
And I’m starting to think that maybe
There’s easier ways to show me
That you don’t miss when we
Saw each other
Once in awhile
But if you’d prefer
There’s easier ways to defer
You undying hatred of me
Steal all of my left shoes
And
Leave holes in things I use
Turn the lights on when I sleep
Make sure all my shirts have damp sleeves
Call my plants by the wrong names
Cheat the wrong way in games
But I’m telling you
It doesn't matter what you do
I can hear you tone of voice
And the way you step on cracks
Is telling me subconsciously you don’t have my back
I just thought that you should know
There’s better ways you can show
Your undying hatred of me
Turn the temperature to seventy two degrees
When it’s sunny
Make sure my socks have holes
Where the little toe, should go
Vacuum up the birdseed
So the sparrows won’t visit me
Steal all my spare light bulbs, and things in junk drawers,
Like hairbands and miniature philip screwdrivers
Set all of my clocks, seven minutes behind
I promise I won’t, even mind
If you could just tell me please
Why your texts are so brief
And you didn’t wave to me
When I saw at the store last week
It’s getting kind of old
And I certainly could be so bold
So I’m telling you now
Please, oh please
Just release
You undying hatred of me
Call me from unknown numbers
And leave messages telling me
About my car’s extended warranty
Crack the handles off my tea mugs
Fill the cereal boxes with little bugs
Sneak into my house and
Move all of the things on my desk around
Run the sink till there’s no hot water
Put dead batteries in my artificial candles
You’re talking to your other friends
But what can you do to them?
When there’s so many ways for you to express,
Your undying hatred of me
I hope it’s not boring
When there’s so many ways to make my life abhorring
I don’t know what you think I said
And I’m not going to apologize
But I hope you see it in my eyes
How I wish you would just despise
And let me know all about
Your undying hatred of me
About the Creator
Katie woods
Katie is a slime mold hunter that likes to watch people and write stories. She's been autistic every since receiving a radioactive vaccine as a child.
That was a joke. She is joking.
That's how she got superpowers.
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