Katie woods
Bio
Katie is a slime mold hunter that likes to watch people and write stories. She's been autistic every since receiving a radioactive vaccine as a child.
That was a joke. She is joking.
That's how she got superpowers.
Stories (11/0)
Fortunate
“I cry every day,” said the woman. “It’s actually comical.” She paused and swirled her drink with one hand. “I can’t always decide where it’s going to happen. In bathrooms, in bars, in the office, in meetings, hiding behind the…” she held up her hands to demonstrate. “The folders we keep documents and schedules….”
By Katie woodsabout a year ago in Fiction
The Botanist
There weren't always dragons in the Valley. They arrived shortly after the departure of Kayde Vermilion Jay Wilde Oldanthinan, who was sent to boarding school on account of being too unsociable. If you’re wondering about the name, she was royalty. Twenty fifth Oldanthinan heir to the glass throne. Royalty always have ridiculous names.
By Katie woods2 years ago in Fiction
Sherlock Holmes never fell in love.
Before we get started, I’d like to note that Sherlock Holmes is the most frequently adapted fictional character in history. With version upon version, retelling after retelling, potential sequels, extra characters, secret sisters, extraterrestrial and modern day adaptations…...if you can think it up, someone has probably created a Sherlock Holmes reboot to match. And that’s not even touching on the hundreds of characters inspired by or directly based off of this famous detective. So, for the purpose of this piece, I thought it was best to add a disclaimer: These are my opinions. I’m talking about Sherlock Holmes the immortal detective, how I think he was intended to be interpreted, and the themes I see. I’m aware not every retelling fits my interpretation, but I hold the belief that the vast majority of them do.
By Katie woods2 years ago in Pride
Plumbing
THE WEATHERMAN TELLS US THAT THIS SUMMER WILL BE DRYER THAN LAST SUMMER. PLEASE PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO YOUR WATER USAGE. INSTRUCT THOSE RESPONSIBLE IN THE PROPER USE OF YOUR PLUMBING SYSTEMS. THIS IS PARTICULARLY IMPORTANT FOR THOSE WEEKEND RENTALS WHICH TEND TO BE LESS MANAGED AND MORE FULLY OCCUPIED.
By Katie woods3 years ago in Fiction
Tadd's dog
The funeral was tomorrow. Tadd strolled through the gray park, shoving his calloused hands deep into the pockets of his worn jacket. There were already a few leaves that crunched under his black loafers. The drops of water from a puddle in the sidewalk crack, gleamed off the shiny black leather of his shoes, illuminated in the pale yellow streetlamp glowing through the vague darkness.
By Katie woods3 years ago in Fiction
