Limerick of the Week:
How to Rob a Bank with One Finger
By Gerard DiLeoPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read

The Art of the Fling
You could threaten to use your finger
Aimed at the teller with a stinker
And rob a bank with a booger
On a finger that will spook her
Unless fling fails — foiled by a clinger!
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Gerard DiLeo
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