Limerick of the Week:
How to Rob a Bank with One Finger
By Gerard DiLeoPublished 9 months ago • Updated 9 months ago • 1 min read
The Art of the Fling
You could threaten to use your finger
Aimed at the teller with a stinker
And rob a bank with a booger
On a finger that will spook her
Unless fling fails — foiled by a clinger!
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Gerard DiLeo
Retired, not tired. In Life Phase II: Living and writing from a decommissioned church in Hull, MA. (Phase I was New Orleans and everything that entails. Hippocampus, behave!
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Comments (5)
Ewwww! 🤢 That was hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣
Foiled by a clinger!
LOL!!!👍🎶💕
And if it's a male teller, it's even easier!
🤣😂❤️👌