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How to Rob a Bank with One Finger

By Gerard DiLeoPublished 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read
The Art of the Fling

You could threaten to use your finger

Aimed at the teller with a stinker

And rob a bank with a booger

On a finger that will spook her

Unless fling fails — foiled by a clinger!

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Gerard DiLeo

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    Written by Gerard DiLeo