Knock knock jokes for kids
best Knock knock jokes for kids
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hear another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to let me in!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don't cry, it's just me!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's starting to rain!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police open the door, it's freezing out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow go "moo," not "who"!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin the neighborhood, thought I'd stop by!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow who?
MOO!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here with another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold outside!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, let's go on an adventure!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
No, car goes beep beep!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No silly, cow says moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole, can you let me in?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream every time I see a ghost!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes the police, open up!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in? It's cold out here!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Aw, don't cry! It's just a joke!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You're welcome!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in time for more jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ya.
Ya who?
No thanks, I prefer Google!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up and open the door, it's chilly outside!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's starting to rain!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open the door!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I'm here with another joke?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
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