Most Funny jokes

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

How do you organize a space party? You planet!

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!

Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasto.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Ash.

Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears.