Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you! You need that after hearing 50 knock-knock jokes.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, and we promise not to tell any more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad this is the last of the 50 knock-knock jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry; there are only 46 more knock-knock jokes to go!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
No, silly! Cow says mood! But let's not have 50 cow jokes, shall we?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal-Ousley, we've reached 40 jokes already?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce stop this madness at 30 knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to hear more knock-knock jokes? Not really, right?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeybee.
Honeybee who?
Honeybee careful, or you might end up with 20 more knock-knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last knock-knock joke, I promise! Phew!
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raja huraira
I am a kids book writter and I am 19 years old
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