Alien friend, please understand.
I have a problem to solve firsthand.
This is my granny, be warned, be afraid,
You have a problem, for her husband of late,
was captured, tested, and anally probed.
You must explain to assuage her hate.
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For decades now he’s cried out in shame
she wants to know if you’re to blame.
That black iron stick laid across her lap
is loaded with buckshot and your ass will cap.
Convince her fast or you will be zapped.
She’s ready, has waited, for someone to pay.
Welcome to earth, it’s judgment day.
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For the Extraterrestrial Challenge.
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J. S. Wade
Since reading Tolkien in Middle school, I have been fascinated with creating, reading, and hearing art through story’s and music. I am a perpetual student of writing and life.
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Comments (6)
Holy crap, the poor space alien!!! Humorously scary!!!❤️❤️💕
Omggggg hahahahaha she's so scary! I wouldn't wanna cross her!
Hahahaha!!! This one is great! Granny don’t mess around…sounds kinda like my granny. Thanks for the giggles, Scott! 💞💫
He done messed with the wrong granny! Great little poem, Scott!
Granny be scary.
"Independence Day" meets "Ma".