How do I explain this to the kids?

My sweet husband’s not home;

Found him on the street

With panties in his hand!

How do I explain this to the kids?

Where did all go wrong?

When we were young,

He took me round the world…

Made love in every ocean,

And kissed me on every sunset.

How do I explain this to the he kids?

The Casanova inside has died.

It’s a lucky day for me

If if we’re in the same room

But I just can’t not foresee

There’s a chilling doom.

How do I explain this to the kids?

Our marriage is going to the grave.

It’s happened again:

The sheets are cold.

I’m washing the house

With my own tears

How do I explain this to the kids?

As their father’s gone drinking ale.

Went out for some fresh air

Bumped into my sweet husband

With bloomers in his hand,

And petticoats stuck to his boots.

How do I explain this to the kids?

He slept at the brothel’s again.

The nightmare has come

As I watch on the docks

My husband returns to his sailing destiny

How do I explain this to the kids?

Their father supports piracy.

I sulked in the lighthouse.

The boat sailed away.

Then down came the thunder

The waves raised up and

Swallowed the ship leaving planks everywhere!

How do I explain this to the kids?

The ship of fools were a crew of bones!