Hey There, Coffee. Get Over Here, You Sexy Beast
Awaken my senses
Hey there, coffee
How you doing, honey?
Get over here. I’ve got something to tell you
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I was considering writing this piece about beer, but then I remembered he’s just my side hustle
You’re my true love
Come on now, sweetie. Don’t get jealous
You know we agreed to an open relationship
You also know if anyone should be concerned, it should be me
After all, you’re the biggest cheater on the planet
How many lips do you kiss in the morning?
How many do you drive wild with your irresistible aroma
As those lips bathe in your nutty deliciousness
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Oh, don’t be coy. You know you’re special
You know you’re loved the world over, and you revel in your infidelity
But it’s ok. I still love you anyway
You unapologetic slut
Now, get over here and awaken my senses
My eyes are open and I’m looking at you, Gorgeous
Get over here and satisfy me
Make me your slave, you dark, delicious beast
And I will forever be yours
This piece was written for the "Drink" prompt on the Facebook group Vocal Writing Prompts.
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Cathy holmes
Canadian family girl with a recently discovered love for writing. Other loves include animals and sports.
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I promise her. I'd do anything for her. She's my mom. Even as Lanie and Deanna are flying home, Mom is scrappy fighting dying. She lays too still in that too-big bed with all the toasty white hospital blankets, in the south tower, at the broad end of a long slow-turning corner that delivers me again to her private room with the view she can't see through, with the beeping that tells us nothing new, and all these ice chips she can't swallow, and a flood of well-intentioned nurses who cannot do a damned thing all the same.
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Comments (26)
I love it! Coffee is definately an entity in it's own right.
Bahahah thank you for sharing this, Cathy. Made my day 🤣
you unapologetic slut...I believe I have now adopted this phrase. This was great!
Hahaha, that's fantastic
I love this so much!
LOL beautiful and humorous!!
Love starting a day with a smile (and a coffee!)
Ahhhhh. Good morning sweet talk. 😎Love it. 🥰
Fun poem!
Can't believe I didn't read this sooner! I LOVE COFFEE! this was beautiful and funny and just all around coffee fanatic! Hehe
I love the humor in this piece. 😂😉
I knew before I read it that I would love this poem! Well done :) I refer to coffee as my liquid brain, lol.
Loved this! Coffee is life! ❤️
This is my poem every morning☕️
Excellent!
This is great!
Excellent,👏People and their intimate relationship with their coffee😉
This was absolutely brilliant!
Haha funny and cute. Well done 👍
This is brilliant Cathy.
I love it! No day starts out right without some delicious coffee. I reward it with Splenda and creamer, and it rewards me with deliciousness!
"How many lips do you kiss in the morning?" Loved that line!!!
Absolutely great fun, well done
This is so good
coffee is my favorite. love it.