Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Never Lived in North West England in February
An Anti-Ode to His Rainy Day Poem
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Author's Note:
If you would like to read a stoic and optimistic poem about rain, please find Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's Rainy Day Poem HERE.
The man definitely "did" rain well, and it apparently rains a lot where he is from (Massachusetts).
I'd take my hat off to him if I wasn't using it for damage limitation.
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