Fifty Shades Of Beige (They're All The Same)

Introduction

I hadn't intended to write a poem at this moment but Dharrsheena gave me a prompt in a comment on this piece.

This was the prompt

Oooo, can I give you a prompt? I'll take that as a yes 🤣 I would love for you to write a poem (any format) about the colour you hate the most. Roast the hell out of it!

I think that this really does need to be a villanelle. I don't norma;y write nasty pieces, but maybe for Beige I can make an exception.

"Beige" by Yoke Lore is quite a pleasant song, unlike its eponymous colour.

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Beige, You're Not Even A Real Colour

You Are The True Shade Of Boredom

Beige, I Can't Find A Good Word For

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Beige, So Blank I Cannot Compare

You're The Definition Of None

Beige, You're Not Even A Real Colour

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Beige, You Are Such A Total Bore

Blankness Is Your Only Reason

Beige, I Can't Find A Good Word For

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Fifty Shades Of Beige. And The More

All The Same, Beige Is Such Boredom

Beige, You're Not Even A Real Colour

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Beige, You Are Such A Bore

Your Ubiquity Is Treason

Beige, I Can't Find A Good Word For

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Beige, The Vacuum Nature Abhors

A Perfect Nothing And Then Some

Beige, You're Not Even A Real Colour

Beige, I Can't Find A Good Word For

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