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Expendable Alibis

It's never my fault!: Senryu

By Lamar WigginsPublished 5 months ago β€’ 1 min read
Expendable Alibis
Photo by Joshua Olsen on Unsplash

first day on the job,

ten minutes late because I

trusted google maps


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Lamar Wiggins

Creative writer in the Northeast US who loves the paranormal, mystery, true crime, horror, humor, fantasy and poetry. Take a chance, you'll be thoroughly entertained.

"Life is Love Experienced" -LW


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  • Randy Wayne Jellison-Knock4 months ago

    We call her "Priscilla, Queen of the Destination". She's great, but when she's off there's no persuading her otherwise.

  • Cathy holmes5 months ago

    Oh yeah. Good one. 🀣

  • I would have started crying! Lol! My anxiety always makes sure I'm early for everything. Even being on time makes me feel so terrible. I would die if I was late, that too on my first day of work 🀣🀣🀣 I loved your Senryu!

  • Christine Meush5 months ago

    I always get hit with the "route recalculating" πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ Loved it!

  • Kristen Balyeat5 months ago

    StoryπŸ‘πŸ½ofπŸ‘πŸ½myπŸ‘πŸ½life!!!! β€œIn 600 feet make a u-turn” Good one, Lamar!! πŸ˜‚

  • Donna Renee5 months ago

    Hahaha every time 🀣🀣

  • ARC5 months ago

    smh πŸ˜‚πŸ’™

  • Mackenzie Davis5 months ago

    I feel this. Late always, commutes suck and Google Maps even more so. Maps in general... Great one!

  • J. S. Wade5 months ago

    Yes. After a restless night. Rising early. Steady and ready to be early. Boom !! 🀣

  • Haha πŸ˜‚ This is the Truth- Now I use my Street Smarts lolβ€¦πŸ’―πŸ‘

  • Alex H Mittelman 5 months ago

    Lol I've made that mistake too and have been late!

  • Tiffany Gordon 5 months ago


  • Mother Combs5 months ago

    Oh, good lawd, I hate that. Everyone. Everyone looks at you and you know what they are thinking.

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