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you might think your life is bad
how bad does it have to be?
it could be so much worse
instead, you could be me
I work at my local sex shop
twelve lonely hours a day
I’m not there cause I like it
I’m only there for the pay
the role that I provide
is somewhat quite unique
a position never advertised
you won’t find it searching Seek
my gag reflex has evolved
but it took a bloody while
slowly I became dead inside
I’ve forgotten how to smile
I have a peculiar look on my face
and a funny smell on my clothes
I clean up after the grotty perverts
that wack off in the peep shows
I clean the splooge off video screens
I wipe filthy yoghurt off the seat
I scrape trouser gravy off the walls
after the beating of the meat
I am the peep show jizz mopper
cleaning up the nectar of choad
wiping up your carnal spills and drips
after each and every load
cleaning up the detritus of your joy
sponging baby batter off the door
removing all traces of population paste
mopping erectoplasm off the floor
I’m the bloke that comes in after
you’ve just had a wank
I swear I’ve seen more spoof
than a teller at the sperm bank
I move slowly from booth to booth
mop in hand mouth tightly closed
sometimes they just need a quick wipe
sometimes they need to be hosed
yeah man I can sympathise
I do……… I feel your need
but it’s me the silly bugger
that has to wipe up YOUR spent seed
About the Creator
Brenton F
It's just a token of my extreme - Frank Zappa
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I have an eBook, a collection of my favourite pieces
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It's a hard work!