Forever, I do
Publicly joined, me and you
tissue on my shoe
****
She farts when nervous
So as she walked down the isle
She whistled a tune
****
The preacher finished
And asked, anyone object?
The groom smiled, I do
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Kelli Sheckler-Amsden
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I First Saw Him
When I first saw him sitting on the wall, relaxed and looking out over the water, I was sure he wasn't a local. Not including children, there are only about 250 or 300 of us in this area full-time, though that number is ten-fold in the summer, and I know everyone at least by sight or by family resemblance. And yet, the way he sat looked familiar and started my mind sorting and discarding among the families I knew, not quite like this one, not quite like that one.
By Natalie Wilkinson7 days ago in Fiction
Comments (7)
Hahahahahahahhahahahaha now that's like the best plot twist ever!
Starting out right! These were fun!
Haha. These are great, especially the last one.
Really? Too funny!!!💕❤️❤️
lol
A marriage made not so much in heaven as on earth & built to endure.
Lmao 🤪Farts, when nervous 😬 😂🤣