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Embarrassment

Now That’s A Commitment

By Kelli Sheckler-AmsdenPublished 4 months ago 1 min read
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Embarrassment
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Forever, I do

Publicly joined, me and you

tissue on my shoe

****

She farts when nervous

So as she walked down the isle

She whistled a tune

****

The preacher finished

And asked, anyone object?

The groom smiled, I do

humor
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About the Creator

Kelli Sheckler-Amsden

Telling stories my heart needs to tell <3 life is a journey, not a competition

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  • Dharrsheena Raja Segarran4 months ago

    Hahahahahahahhahahahaha now that's like the best plot twist ever!

  • Dana Crandell4 months ago

    Starting out right! These were fun!

  • Cathy holmes4 months ago

    Haha. These are great, especially the last one.

  • Babs Iverson4 months ago

    Really? Too funny!!!💕❤️❤️

  • Mother Combs4 months ago

    lol

  • A marriage made not so much in heaven as on earth & built to endure.

  • Lmao 🤪Farts, when nervous 😬 😂🤣

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