Calling for Pilots and All Things Queer
Sky’s the Limit
Green and golden shimmering scales
Passing near the flying ship’s sails
A dragon caused the loudest of wails
From the crew of the Wistful Gales
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Larger than any of the wives
Of the King of Moragorrives
It struck terror into the lives
Of the men from the Isle of Ives
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With a wingspan of thirty fat sheep
The gusts caused the ship to turn steep
The pilots prayed and the crew did weep
Until the tail passed by, in one fell sweep
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The dragon disappeared ahead
Luckily, not one person was dead
The Wistful Gales paused with dread
Should they let the beast take their stead?
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If you’re not loudly singing this story
Then you have no interest in glory
And you’re not ready for the sporty
And bawdy tales I tell! Oh Lordy!
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Aero race, aero race, the crowd did cheer
Calling for pilots and all things queer
The competition came once a year
Inviting all fools and those without fear
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Aeronauts tensely waited to race
Some would say they started to pace
High above, they lined up in place
Waiting for a sign of heavenly grace
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An archangel flittered in his gear
Drew his bowstring and pulled it near
An arrow flew to start the premier
Accidentally striking a flying deer
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The reindeer screamed, the signal to fly
The race is on! Someone did cry
The event took place up in the sky
Crowds on the ground gathered to spy
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A Golden Pegasus took the lead
Second in place was drunk with mead
Flying a plane built of mud and reed
Pedaling fast to beat that steed
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His craft was failing piece by piece
Soon his speed showed a swift decrease
He was passed over by a flock of geese
Moments before his flight would cease
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Butterflies, bats and a hot air balloon
Joined in with the fun, just after noon
Skies were filling with every buffoon
Including a raccoon riding a loon
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The idea of a dragon at their rear
Wasn’t something they thought to fear
They were too busy passing the beer
Daydreaming of a new frontier
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Amidst the ships were a foggy shroud
Where a pretty mermaid swam proud
Inside a dark and stormy cloud
Unbeknownst, the dragon had plowed
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And that is how a mermaid did fall
Into the arms of Captain McCall
The amused man was deep in thrall
He caught a mermaid without a trawl
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The skies above did quickly blacken
Looking upward he saw a dragon
Dropped the mermaid on her wagon
And shouted loudly “Get dah gun!”
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The dragon was nearly out of sight
Before the Captain could cause a fight
On the radio they called to excite
“Watch out friends, there’s a dragon in flight!”
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The dragon flew past many things
Many of which had makeshift wings
Trapeze artists with magic strings
Lots of insects with painful stings
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Her appearance seemed rather abrupt
No one liked the unexpected disrupt
They certainly didn’t like being whooped
By leathery wings and the force they gust
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Further ahead was an army of Fae
Flying close together on this day
In the center, flew the Queen May
She warned her offspring not to stray
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Very shortly, the dragon drew near
Fluttering wings was all they could hear
They didn’t have time to steer clear
Some broke away, poked it with a spear
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An accident happened, giving a scare
The dragon inhaled the queen’s heir
Sucked her down with a gulp of air
And shot her out of her big derrière
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The little girl was covered in foul poot
Smelling like pumpkins and rotten fruit
Happy the dragon thought to toot
Or she’d be stuck in that dragon’s shoot
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The dragon was nearly in the lead
Catching up quickly to the steed
The golden Pegasus was fast indeed
But dragons breathe fire when they need
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On the dragon’s tail flew McCall’s crew
Flying their ship The Morning’s Dew
They slowed and hovered under the two
With high hopes for some barbecue
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The Pegasus was determined to stay
He was going to win the race today
No one was going to scare him away
The horse ran faster “neigh, neigh, neigh”
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The dragon bit the pegasus’ leg
The Pegasus then started to beg
But the dragon shrieked, “That’s my egg!”
“Out of my way, or you’ll need a peg!”
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The winged horse gave up the chase
All the aeronauts slowed their pace
They hung their heads in solemn disgrace
When they understood the dragon’s haste
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The winning prize was a chunk of gold
In the shape of an egg, they were told
The truth was, they all had been trolled
Whoever it was, twas very bold
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To steal the egg of a great beast
Was very brave at the very least
Even if you weren’t already deceased
Chances of death surely increased
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The dragon swooped down and took the prize
No one contested, for they were wise
She flew away as they cried their goodbyes
To the golden egg, their grand surprise
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It was the greatest aero race ever
Some thought it was a wasted endeavor
Others thought the winner was clever
Taking the secret to his grave forever
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Rumor tells of a famous fruit fly
Who only had a day to live and die
He dreamt of winning the race in the sky
With only one day, he decided to try
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Flying as fast as a bug could dare
The little guy raced to the grand affair
He rode on the back of a winged bear
Until he discovered a flying hare
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The fly hopped over to Santa Clause
Yup, he was racing too, just because
The bug loved Nick’s jingling balls
But a bird grabbed him up in her claws
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She carried him fast to the finish line
And there she dropped him like a dime
He relished his prize throughout his time
There he lived till the end of this rhyme
About the Creator
Chelas Montanye
I’m an advocate for education and equal health care. I love satire. I love to express myself through art and writing. Social issues fascinate and astound me. Co-founder of Art of Recycle.
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