Amazon Erotica
be real careful which option you tick
i ordered a box full of assorted sex toys
from the Amazon online
my dog got the box before i got home
and now i’m trying to tell the cops it’s not mine
an "Assblaster 5000"
is in a hundred different purple bits
so is the limited edition poly rubber set
of "famous replica tits"
a whole box full of different sized butt plugs
has been strewn across my lawn
an alien landscape if ever there was
looks like it’s been raining porn
dildo attachments and cheap gimp masks
just lying there from fence to fence
judging by the snapping of some of my neighbours blinds
litigation will shortly commence
imported strap ons and rip starter beads
lay randomly from my gate to my door
i hear a little girl walking by ask her dad
"What’s all that stuff for?"
a treasure trove of perverse and carnal goods
lay aimlessly on my front grass
there's no way i can hide all this in time
it may as well be up my own arse
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