Laz tyme ven I vayd myzelf,
I vonderd vhat I hate.
I vent and lookt upon ze zhelf
and zaw zarez ownly yate
lowvz uv bred, to jarz uv jem
und fivf uv pee-nut botter.
Dare shud be moor bees-eyed de Spam;
I giss eye hate de otter
Yisterday. Een mye deefince,
I vaz pritty ungree!
I giss eye gawt no commin sinse,
(Mye vife unt frenz agree).
Aye voke ap awn ze keechin flor
duh forck still een my hint
I trried to go to git zuh moor
but reel-eyesd I kint.
Und sew I crolled to bat rhum skil
And vound hout vat I dun:
I vas liss lighk man ant moor lighk vale
I now vayed for ohh von.
Unt sew, eym spos to vawch meye vate
Be cuss my belly veiggels,
bot leyef’s tew zhort, aye pial my pleight
und haff beeg sheitzen geiggels.
About the Creator
Playwright and poet.
My goal as a writer is to write thoughtful pieces of prose, poetry and stage plays. Hopefully, the end results are entertaining and engaging, with layers of meaning that make sense to the whole or a theme therein.
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