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4 Sheitzen Geiggelz

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By Ward NorcuttPublished 5 months ago โ€ข 1 min read
4 Sheitzen Geiggelz
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Laz tyme ven I vayd myzelf,

I vonderd vhat I hate.

I vent and lookt upon ze zhelf

and zaw zarez ownly yate

lowvz uv bred, to jarz uv jem

und fivf uv pee-nut botter.

Dare shud be moor bees-eyed de Spam;

I giss eye hate de otter

Yisterday. Een mye deefince,

I vaz pritty ungree!

I giss eye gawt no commin sinse,

(Mye vife unt frenz agree).

Aye voke ap awn ze keechin flor

duh forck still een my hint

I trried to go to git zuh moor

but reel-eyesd I kint.

Und sew I crolled to bat rhum skil

And vound hout vat I dun:

I vas liss lighk man ant moor lighk vale

I now vayed for ohh von.

Unt sew, eym spos to vawch meye vate

Be cuss my belly veiggels,

bot leyefโ€™s tew zhort, aye pial my pleight

und haff beeg sheitzen geiggels.

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About the Creator

Ward Norcutt

Playwright and poet.

M๏ปฟy goal as a writer is to write thoughtful pieces of prose, poetry and stage plays. H๏ปฟopefully, the end results are entertaining and engaging, with layers of meaning that make sense to the whole or a theme therein.

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  • ๐‘๐Œ ๐’๐ญ๐จ๐œ๐ค๐ญ๐จ๐ง3 months ago

    Deesis fonnae; eet mett MA belly veiggel! Great job, Ward!

  • Kristen Balyeat4 months ago

    This is brilliant, Ward! So fun to read! ๐Ÿ’ซ

  • Ryan Smith5 months ago

    Eye lickt zeez storee

  • Hannah Moore5 months ago

    Fantastic. Really.

  • Dana Crandell5 months ago

    I read that title in my notifications and I had to come check it out! Utterly fantastic, Ward! Thanks for a some good laughs!

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