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10 Reasons You Should Subscribe to Me

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By Judey Kalchik Published 3 years ago • Updated 3 years ago • 1 min read
10 Reasons You Should Subscribe to Me
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Ten reasons why to me you should subscribe:

10) I seldom launch into diatribe

9) my aches and scars I do not describe

8) if you read me you read me, I don’t wheedle or bribe

7) coffee, Diet Coke, and water are the things I imbibe

6) all you need is love ; that’s the fix I prescribe

5) falsity, mocking, and unattributed AI are things I proscribe

4) up to four posts a week is the rate I circumscribe

3) I can be sarcastic but seldom resort to a cheap jibe

2) showing up and challenging yourself is the path to success I ascribe

1) I think you’ll like it. Isn’t it time you treated yourself?

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Comments are always welcomed on my posts!

Tap the subscribe link- you can always ignore my posts, but why would you do that?

Aren’t you curious about what I’ll do next? I know I am- I didn’t know I was going to write this until-Boom! There it was.

Oh- I also make a mean lasagna, but this is a virtual platform and mentioning that seemed unfair…..

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Judey Kalchik

It's my time to find and use my voice.

Poetry, short stories, memories, and a lot of things I think and wish I'd known a long time ago.

You can also find me on Medium

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    Written by Judey Kalchik