I am Currently Writing Two Books at the Same Time!

In 2007 I began thinking about my life as it has been and at the ripe old age of 43 I discovered that my life was a lot more... OK, a few notches above... a Harlequin Novel. Juicey stuff. Ka-Ka-KaarAAAaaaAAzzzeee stuff. It was around then that so many perils had flooded into my life. Addiction; Porn career; Gay Marriage; Music career as one of the very best drummers in the Land, sitting on my drum throne at the helm of the absolute finest RUSH Tribute Band in Canada(I kid you freaking NOT! It's TRUE and it's all over YouTube. 'Test4Echo' - look it up!).I gave up my Career in Hotel and Restaurant Management, right as I was nearing the goal of working as Management in the finest Hotel in my hometown of Victoria BC Canada - The Empress Hotel. I was a Bartender. I made a lot of money. I loved the job. But I got pulled away when THE UNIVERE decided to make my VERY FIRST BAND WORLD-FUCKING-FAMOUS... and get this- it was a freaking SPEED METAL BAND! At the time I just married two drumming styles - Neil Peart and Dave Lombardo and wha-lah! Instant progressive speedy DRUMMING perfection. (Later in life, one of the guitarists who shall not be named because we don't mention him or the band around Terry anymore...because said guitarist wrote a song. It was simply titled 'TERRY'. It was all about my sexuality.

"Who's the geek in the box?

Metal drummer sucking cocks!"

Indeed.

So speed metal had to GROW on me - I almost quit several times but we were WORLD-FUCKING-FAMOUS. Kind of right in the middle of METALLICA and SLAYER - you could say that we were Canada's answer to BOTH BANDS. And we were tighter than a gay drummers cornhole too. Believe me I know. And the boys in the band(tee hee, couldn't resist that one - and the guys go "huh"...)

You, my dear Reader, will notice that I capitalise the three words 'WORLD-FUCKING-FAMOUS' and I double-hyphenate this term. I do this to appease as well as give my offering of humble(but not TOO humble), P R I D E. You see. the Universe decided that I was one of it's very, very most favourite human beings. . .

E V E R.

I know this because no one could possibly reach every single fucking goal. Since BIRTH!!! IT'S TRUE. NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET. EVERY TIME. I am friggin' 55 years old this year, people.

And it hasn't stopped. Nor abated.

Kind of like 'The SECRET PHILOSOPHY"(look it up if u don't have a clue).

I once mainfested six half smoked cigarettes on my four block walk to work one day when I was out of smokes. Exactly SIX. and they were my brand!!!

Think about that for a minute... the odds are what??!!

The UNIVERSE loves specifics and the more the better.TRUST ME, I KNOW. I used to watch 'THE SECRET' video on VHS once a year with each of my two Sons separately and one time, my youngest decided he was going to manifest an eight of an ounce of pot. Guess what? He had it within 20 minutes. Picked it up on the side of the road in three separate instances, when we went for a walk to the store that evening.

4...3...2...1... "DAD!!! I used THE SECRET!" I don't think he ever used it again. Manifesting, I mean. By then all I knew - was that I KNEW the score. I KNEW what was going on. I lived it every day.

AND EVERY HOUR.

AND EVERY MINUTE OF THAT HOUR.

AND EVERY SECOND OF THOSE MINUTES...

Do you get what I am getting at?

I can do these thing whichever way I want to. If I can manifest AT WILL... be successful by starting with just o n e t h o u g h t

then I am going to do it any way that pleases me.... or entertains me.... or whatever....

I am a Rebel. I am also a Satyr...(LOOK IT UP!) Put those two qualities together and you've got your 'tiger by the tail'

:---)~

And the UNIVERSE loves me just the way I am. That is therefore quite obvious. I am just the way she made me. Stardust, right?

SO MY TWO BOOKS are

1. My Autobiography - "Be Careful What You Wish For - The Trey Donaldson Story" It is about my four years spent in the porn industry, but also touches lightly on every other thing that has happened...since birth...so far. Damn Alter Ego has a book all about him. Now I will NEVER hear the end of it. Because all he can talk about, it seems, is 'that time we got to interview Ron Jeremy while wearing an 'I LOVE VAGINA T-SHIRT!' and, 'Oh yeah, and that reciprocating DILDO-SAW we got to run around with!!!'

Children.... so easily amused..

2. The second book is very serious. It is about the drug Crystal Meth. Specifically, it is all about its affects on the Male Sexual Response.

"Party-n-Pray" is the title. I see a big red 'E' coming up behind the 'a' in the word 'Pray'. Ooooh...scary. You bet your ass, your dick and your whole being. Having been chained to Tina for the better part of 20 years and knowing it will cut short my lifespan - probably a ruptured aeorta... c'est la vie, right?

I wonder what I am going to be doing when that happens. I often wonder what its going to be like - dying through it, so to speak, as opposed to 'living through it'. When that valve goes - you are TOAST. You don't pass go.... you just...GO. I know this because they did an episode on Meth on Grey's Anatomy. Their research is sound. And they will always and forever be the number one show ever to grace the television.

With my luck, Meredith Grey will be just a few steps away from me when it happens and she'll save the day.

Oh right... she is just an actress... damn...

But I bet you hands down - The UNIVERSE will ensure that the REAL Meredith Grey of the planet will be standing beside me. That's the way she works. THE UNIVERSE,that is...

(Oh... my current EX...fuck... he is going to be impossible to get over. The UNIVERSE didn't catch him. I guess it wasn't meant to be lasting. My one biggest regret in life is him not being at my side for the rest of my incredible life.He deserves to - but he can't - or won't - see it today. I wish I could tell you more so you can understand why - I'll never ever get over him - but I made A PROMISE. I went through hell for him. And I'd go through it all over again just for one more fucking incredible roll in the sack with that amazing man and his...deleted....)

But...in the end...I guess it wasn't meant to be lasting. That's the way she works. And I am OK with that...

Bet on it.

I WIN!!

every time... 'nuff said!