Beware the Alter Ego!!

Every time I create an alter ego, the fucker gets kick-ass famous! My first alter ego's name was, or rather, is, a gentleman who goes by the name of Trey Donaldson and he became Canada's biggest Bisexual Male Porn star( I kid you not!) who made it huge by hosting a groundbreaking sex information XXX website for all Men, alone or with partner(s), and regardless of their sexual orientation. I filmed 74 episodes and they were bought up like candy by the large XXX websites of the day so that they could offer my series to the millions of their members or paid subscribers who paid a monthly fee to access the content they provided(you know the drill…). What happened next sealed his, or rather MY, fate. The absolute, definitetive BIBLE OF PORN - The Adult Video News(AVN.com) dubbed him, or rather ME, ’the sexy Male equivalent to Dr. Ruth Westheimer,’ hand he/I just took off faster than I could catch up to him/ME. Actually, he/I skyrocketed to fame from 2002 to 2006. IT was CRAZY! It was quite a ride and yes, I actually DO know Miss Jenna Jameson and Ron Jeremy personally and I’ve got the photos and video to prove it! ( NOT Ron Jeremy - that’s just GROSS! But I did film an Interview about his <NOT> Penis Enlargement Pills. I did some cocain in a stairwell with him when we co-hosted a booth at the ‘Everything To do With Sex’ show, for a whole weekend back in 2002 at the Vancouver Convention and Trade Centre at Canada Place. I had just recently left employment there as a ‘cater-waitor’, so you could imagine the fun I had running arou7nd that place with a reciprocating dildo machine, terrorizing my former colleagues! It was a great weekend for Terry(That’s my REAL name, but more about the guy who runs the show, in a moment…)

Fast forward to 2020 and my latest alter-ego is a ukulele busker named TeeJay who has the entire metropolis of Vancouver BC CANADA in love with him because when I perform - I out-perform. I am, as they say, ’the shit’. I am in your face with a showcase that is so damn killer to watch and to listen to because it is major professional,, but you see, I’ve got this advantage in my own brand that is this crazy-sexy-dirty vibe that is so infectious, that it makes the Coronavirus turn tail and run home to its Daddy. Add to this that I am just about ready to take over the whole damn planet with an album release called ‘DANCE WITH ME!’which is full of my very own first try at writing original material that can best be described as trance-funk-progressive rock. And I freaking NAILED IT. It is so freaking amazing that YOU are gonna love it too.

I just became single last week because my idiot now-Ex-partner of almost four years just broke up with me because he doesn’t want to be with a musician who is actually going to go places… ohhhkaaaay - should’ve thought about that before you told me you loved me and wanted to begin a relationship, Pal.

But it’s ALL GOOD!

The tonite, a friend forwards a website address and says, “Terry, this is PERFECT for YOU”.

OK, I say to myself. I will play your silly little game and I went to the site - and the result of that is here I am. Right here.

Hay! YOU!! Yes, YOU - the one who is reading this: Yes, YOU! I mean I am RIGHT HERE!

Hello there! Are you with me so far?

GoooooD. Because it’s about to get even BETTER! Read on my new Friend…

I am more ready than ever to see where my latest famous alter-ego is going to take me. One thing is certain…it’s gonna be one helluva FUN ride!! Just enough crazy, more sexy than Justin Timberlake(used to be) and you just might get your fingers dirty.

And me? Well… My name is Terrence J. Groom and I am a 55-year old Canuck born and raised, twice divorced. HIV positive, personable, energetic and over the top friendly dude who also happens to be a PUBLISHED(even DOUBLE-PUBLISHED) Author and Writer of the highest order, who resides on the extreme West Coast of Canada. I also DO NOT act or look my age and I am definitely the one your momma warned you about. If that bothers you, please step away quickly.

All others, step right up!