Satirical
Don’t Shoot the Messenger . Top Story - July 2026.
The weatherman’s smile goes from giddy to demonic while he swipes his hand over the red portion of the map. “Our heatwave continues. This week’s gonna be a real scorcher. Don’t go outside if you can avoid it, and if you do, stay hydrated.”
By Leslie Writes3 months ago in Humor
Nothing in My Wallet
Can someone please tell Jennifer Garner to stop asking me what's in my wallet? Nothing. There is nothing in my wallet. Jennifer Garner’s lovely face and gorgeous smile are everywhere. She's starring in Five Star Weekend on Peacock, making delicious food, jetting off to beautiful places, wearing adorable outfits, and every five minutes she pops up asking me, "What's in your wallet?"
By Tina D. Lopez3 months ago in Humor
Putin's Wifi Problem. Top Story - July 2026.
Putin died. He didn't even see the Pearly Gates, was sent straight down to hell. All the lowest-level demons had a lot of fun with him, turning his earthly nightmares into hell reality. There were sharp metal nails under his nail beds, Saddam Hussein-like public beatings and the noose, a bottle from Qaddafi's rear, Ceaușescu's firing squad, and many other ways and means of torture. His body was completely beaten and torn, even though it was all only in his mind and it regenerated during the short breaks between beatings and executions.
By Lana V Lynx3 months ago in Humor
THE SILENT TRAGEDY OF MEN IN THEIR 40s & 50s WHO SAY “NOICE”...
I. A NATION IN PERIL (AND WE DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE….) Across America, in living rooms decorated with mismatched throw pillows and half-assembled IKEA furniture, something tragic is unfolding. Something subtle. Something insidious. Something… deeply disturbing and quite frankly, unnecessary.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
COLOR THEORY: THE GREAT BEIGE CONSPIRACY
Growing evidence suggests that the modern world has entered a full-blown chromatic meltdown. What once was simple - red, blue, yellow, green, white, black, tan - has been replaced by a sprawling, pretentious, psychologically destabilizing riot of color names so ridiculous, they should require a warning label.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
Verification Vexation
Well, we made it through the shutdown, and now we're working with the new additions to the editor, which, I have to admit, will give me some trouble for a day or so. That's ok. I've found elements I really do like already, like the Poetry block. I managed to stumble through it with my last piece. With a little practice, I'm sure I'll grow to appreciate it all.
By Dana Crandell4 months ago in Humor
WHY AMERICANS LOVE SPORTS...
As fall blankets the nation with golden leaves and the vague smell of pumpkin-spiced remorse, millions of Americans perform an annual ritual so deeply ingrained in the cultural DNA, that scientists are now classifying it as a seasonal neurological event.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
PUBLIC HEALTH ALERT: The Uncontrollable Urge to Sneeze While Using Your Phone or Laptop
In what the Department of Common Catastrophes has declared “a growing national emergency,” experts are warning citizens about the overlooked menace plaguing millions of modern lives: the involuntary sneeze during moments of technological engagement.
By The Pompous Post4 months ago in Humor
