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Stone soup
Long ago, there came to a poor village a group of shady looking characters. People peeked out their windows, around corners and paused by the sides of the roads, as they wondered what the strange group were up to. They rarely had strangers passing through here, there was nothing much to see, and even less to offer.
Novel AllenPublished 12 months ago in Humor- Content Warning
the monkey story and more
Once upon a time in a small village called Jollyville, there lived a quirky farmer named Fred. Fred was known for his love of telling long and elaborate jokes. One day, he decided to challenge himself to create the longest and funniest joke anyone had ever heard. He set out to create a joke story that would be exactly 1,000 words long.
M.J. HUMPHREYPublished 12 months ago in Humor How to lose fat, quick and simple.
There are many misconceptions on loosing fat and it is understandable if it is all too confusing. 1. Calorie deficit Despite what you may believe, the calorie deficit is by far the easiest and most simple way to loose fat quick. When you eat more calories than you need, your body stores the extra calories as body fat. The simple way around this is to do the exact opposite and consume less calories than used. By doing this you can use up the energy stored as body fat (this is because body fat stores are only used in caloric deficits) and not create any more body fat stores. The average male uses 2500 calories in a day however this varies per person so you should count your calories and figure out how much you burn so you can know how many calories it takes to maintain your current body weight. After knowing this you can eat around 500 calories less and you should see results in a matter of weeks or even days.
BudgetBuys123Published 12 months ago in HumorThe Wacky World of Whiskers: A Whimsical Adventure with Feline Friends
Chapter 1: The Great Escape In the small town of Meowville, a group of mischievous cats led by Whiskers, the ringleader, found themselves bored with their lazy lives of napping and chasing butterflies. Determined to spice things up, they plotted an elaborate escape from their owners' cozy homes. With their cunning feline skills, they managed to unlock windows, squeeze through cat flaps, and sneak past unsuspecting humans. The neighborhood was in for a wild surprise!
dimitris diamPublished 12 months ago in HumorThe Hilarious Hijinks of Harold the Hapless
Harold was not a morning person. In fact, mornings seemed to have a vendetta against him. One fateful day, he sleepily stumbled into the kitchen, hoping for a quick and easy breakfast. As he poured milk into his cereal bowl, his tired eyes failed to notice the orange juice carton sitting right next to it. You can probably guess what happened next—the cereal was suddenly swimming in a bizarre concoction of milk and citrus juice. Poor Harold, always finding new ways to invent peculiar breakfast recipes!
dimitris diamPublished 12 months ago in HumorThe Inseparable Dance of Life and Death
The Inseparable Dance of Life and Death: Embracing the Full Spectrum of Existence Introduction: Life and death are two profound and interconnected aspects of the human experience. While life is celebrated and cherished, death is often shrouded in fear and sadness. However, understanding and embracing the intricate relationship between life and death can enrich our existence and deepen our appreciation for the beauty and impermanence of our journey. In this article, we will delve into the profound significance of life and death, exploring how they shape our perspectives, inspire growth, and remind us to live fully.
Motivational BucksPublished 12 months ago in HumorMindset: The New Psychology of Success
THE MINDSETS As a young researcher, just starting out, something happened that changed my life. I was obsessed with understanding how people cope with failures, and I decided to study it by watching how students grapple with hard problems. So I brought children one at a time to a room in their school, made them comfortable, and then gave them a series of puzzles to solve. The first ones were fairly easy, but the next ones were hard. As the students grunted, perspired, and toiled, I watched their strategies and probed what they were thinking and feeling. I expected differences among children in how they coped with the difficulty, but I saw something I never expected.
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Fun with Spammers
I don’t know about you, but I love spammers. They provide endless entertainment! Welcome to “Fun with Spammers”! In this mini-series, I will share the most outrageous and hilarious messages I receive in my inbox, as well as my answers.
Cendrine MarrouatPublished 12 months ago in Humor I got a $10 Vocal Bonus
What else can I say, but; YOU ARE: Let us celebrate Actually...I made a suggestion, and the Vocal team did all the hard work to get the idea to fruition. Still, I am so proud that I made a tiny difference in the grand scheme of things.
Novel AllenPublished 12 months ago in HumorB'Ass ackwards
Bubba the slothful, overweight, rideshare dragon dropped off his last human fare of the evening and flew to his girlfriend Tanya’s house. He had clocked out early and wanted to surprise her with the new scale polisher she had been wanting.
J. S. WadePublished 12 months ago in HumorOff the Wall
Title: "Off the Wall" Genre: Comedy Logline: "Off the Wall" is a hilarious TV series that follows the quirky lives of a group of misfits living in an eccentric apartment building in the heart of a bustling city. Their daily encounters, outrageous antics, and hilarious misadventures create a laugh-out-loud comedy that celebrates friendship, oddities, and the joy of embracing life's absurdities.
Deon BurtonPublished 12 months ago in HumorPunch Your Face
A long time ago, a friend of mine, who grew up in a small rural town in my native country, visited my place for the first time. He didn't utter a word in English.
Raghavendra S RaoPublished 12 months ago in Humor