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Architecture Biggest Failures
You know architects, right? Those clever folks who create big, awesome buildings that last for ages. Well, guess what? Sometimes, they goof up big time! Imagine huge aquariums springing leaks with sharks swimming around or famous landmarks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, which, by the way, was never meant to lean in the first place! It's like real-life comedy.
By Hugo Batel3 years ago in Humor
The Black Valentine
On Wednesday the 14th, was the much talked about Valentine's Day. Here is my own Valentine's Day story. On Tuesday the 13th, I logged on to Instagram to share one of my latest stories . Okay, so when I opened the App, I realized that I had a lot of unreplied DMs. So I decided to reply messages instead. One of the messages was from one of my side chicks, Chinonso. She was asking where I'd take her to on Valentine's Day. I didn't reply the message, I just laughed in my mind. "It's like one this mad, she doesn't know she's just a side chick?" I thought about it and laughed even more. Before I could finish reading other messages, Chinonso's call came through. I didn't want to take the call at first, but I knew she won't stop calling until I took her call. So I picked up, and she went all "Darny, tomorrow is Val's Day, where are you taking me to?" I didn't know what to answer. I had only 15k left in my life, which i've been hiding in one deep corner of my bag since January. This 15k is literary my life, therefore I can't joke with it. "you are pretending not to hear me abi? Where are you taking me to?" Chinonso continued. Immediately, I activated my 'pity voice,' "Ah, Nonso, you know I don't have money na. If I had money you know what I can do na." "Since I met you, when have you ever had money? But if 'konji' hold you, you will have money to transport me to your house. Stingy boy." She blasted me angrily, and ended the call. I was happy ehn, this one is off my neck. I decided to go back to continue what I was doing on Instagram. Valentine's Day finally came, I was home that morning reading Jane Austen's 'PRIDE AND PREJUDICE', a novel i've been struggling with since November Last Year. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Before I could answer the door, Chinonso opened the door and walked in, like an 'Igbo Demon, as though she owns the room. Her first words were "Happy Valentine's Day, my love. Where are we going to?" I was shocked. "I thought we talked about this yesterday?" I asked. "yes we did. Today is lovers' day, since my boyfriend is too broke to take me out, is it a crime if I take him out? Oga goan bath, i want to take you out today, so that you will be ashamed. Since you don't know your work as a man." I don't know whether to laugh or cry. But i'm definitely not ashamed of a woman taking me out. Infact, I love it. It's my hobby. If you know, you know. Anyway, to cut the long story short. I went to take my bath, and Chinonso took me out as promised. We went to a Chinese Restaurant in Festac Festival Mall. A plate of rice is 7k, and she paid for two plates. I was shocked. We ate, and drank, and took pictures, and laughed, and Chinonso paid the bill in full. I mean, all of it. On our way out of the restaurant, I teased her, "Nono, so you have money like this, and i've been suffering?" She just smiled and said, "you will suffer even more because I took 15k from inside your big bag when you went to bath. Next time don't lie to an Igbo girl." I don't know what happened afterwards. I woke up this evening in a hospital. As i'm writing this story, I still can't breath well. Its like I want to die.
By Sam Otoabasi Etim3 years ago in Humor
The Giggle Guide
Once upon a time in the quirky town of Chuckleville, where laughter flowed as abundantly as the Chuckle River, there lived a man named Benny Bumble. Benny had a unique talent that set him apart from everyone else in town—he was the official Giggle Guide, specializing in navigating life's challenges with humor, one chuckle at a time.
By Michael Stephens3 years ago in Humor
The Hunt for Sugar Mummies: A Comedy of Misconceptions
Johnson had a peculiar notion about Abuja— the city was said to be teeming with sugar mummies ready to lavish money on young men in exchange for companionship. But as he would soon find out, not everything was as it seemed in the bustling capital.
By Saheed Abdulsalam3 years ago in Humor
10 School Trips That Took an Unexpected Turn
Hello there, everyone! It's Charlie here, and today we're going on a wild ride of stories that will both amaze and amuse you. We're delving into the world of school trips, which frequently combine excitement and education. But what happens when these seemingly simple outings turn into unexpected adventures that no one could have predicted? Buckle up as we recount ten instances where school trips took an unexpected detour, leaving both students and teachers with stories to tell for the rest of their lives. Don't forget to subscribe and turn on the notification bell so you don't miss out on our interesting content.
By Cash Skills Hub3 years ago in Humor
how old is old
When I was passing forty I tried to decide what was old age and when it actually started? In my first job at age 16 i was friends with people who seemed much older, in retrospect they were barely 3 or 4 years older then me. Now a friend that old would feel like someone my own age.
By ASHLEY SMITH3 years ago in Humor
Quest for the Vanishing Keys: An Epic Tale of Forgetfulness and Discovery
An epic story, "Quest for the Vanishing Keys," unfolded in a world where missing objects could stump even the most intelligent people. The story revolved around an atypical hero, one not of royal blood or superhuman power but of simple forgetfulness. This is the story of a hero's journey from the predictable world of everyday existence into the unexplored lands of forgetfulness and lost possessions.
By Stephen Ochieng3 years ago in Humor
The unforgettable pie
Once upon a time in the quaint town of Sillyville, there lived two mischievous best friends named Benny and Freddy. They were known throughout the town for their wild pranks and outrageous antics. One day, they stumbled upon a flyer for the Great Sillyville Pie-Throwing Contest, an event that promised the grand prize of a year's supply of the most delicious pies in the world.
By Mmesoma Angelica Agada3 years ago in Humor
