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The Bionic Herald Declares War on the Gray Lady
On my first day at The Bionic Herald, I was told three things: Never mention “clickbait” in front of the editor-in-chief. Never praise the New York Times within earshot of the copy desk. And never, under any circumstances, ask why the office espresso machine is labeled “Pulitzer Fuel.”
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Four Things Humanity Has Never Properly Explained
Human civilization has accomplished some remarkable things. We split the atom. We landed people on the moon. We built machines capable of seeing galaxies billions of light-years away. Somewhere, at this very moment, scientists are using supercomputers to model the origins of the universe. And yet, three plastic clothes hangers placed side by side in a closet can still form a knot that no living mathematician could explain.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
💗Angels Flying into the Luminous Tree of Love💗
It starts with love. . . The Manifesting Mantras of Luminous Liberty rebuilding my physical well being . . . surviving cancer twice, eating better. . . avoiding sugar, fried foods, and processed junk. . . practicing yoga within the tai chi tree of growth. . . reconstructing my psychological well being . . . being ghosted by my wife, friends, and family . . . . during my chemo cancer treatments of hell . . . . forgiving everyone, within the tree of healing. . . reconstructing my financial well being . . . filing bankruptcy, twice, both chapter 7, 13 . . . having hospital bills, owing $4,000,00.00, . . . . selling my home, within a smaller tree of hope. . .
By SAMURAI SAM: Wild Wayne BYE3 months ago in Humor
An Investigation Into the Private Behavior of Otherwise Respectable Adults
Human beings are dignified creatures. We wear clothing. We use silverware. We attend meetings. We shake hands. We say things like, “Wonderful seeing you again,” even when we have absolutely no recollection of who we're talking to. Civilization depends upon maintaining this image. But civilization has one enormous weakness: sometimes we're alone... And the moment a human being becomes reasonably certain nobody is watching, approximately 40,000 years of social development disappears.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
Is Reading on the Toilet Still a Thing?
There was a time in America when entering someone's bathroom meant being granted access to their private literary collection. Nobody discussed this. Nobody questioned it. You simply walked into the restroom, locked the door, sat down, and discovered that your host had thoughtfully provided enough reading material to survive a minor gastrointestinal emergency.
By The Pompous Post3 months ago in Humor
A Reasonable Person Would Have Stayed Home Or Walked. Runner-Up in Too Hot for This Challenge.
It should be simple, right? We had one objective— two slushies after the AC unit crapped out again, for the last time. One semi— working AC unit in the busted car and absolutely no patience left between us. What is the worst thing that could happen?
By Chel Writes3 months ago in Humor
Deon's Inferno. Runner-Up in Too Hot for This Challenge. Top Story - August 2026.
“Dad? Why is it so hot today?” “Because the sun is the Antichrist and our air conditioner is a piece of crap!” “You say it's because of auntie Kris? I believe it. She has a bad temper. I'm scared of her.”
By Lamar Wiggins3 months ago in Humor
The Day that Hell Froze
Everyone says that they will do something "when hell freezes over," and they mean that as a way to say that that will never happen. This story starts the day right before, in my mind, hell froze over and is about what happened to me on that day.
By Adora Hooper3 months ago in Humor
