ComedyWriting
"The Perils of Procrastination: A Comedic Exploration of Delayed Responsibilities"
We've all been there. It's a bright, sunny day, and you've got a mountain of tasks to tackle. Your to-do list stares at you like a judgmental owl, silently accusing you of being the ultimate procrastinator. But fear not, fellow procrastinators, for in the world of delayed responsibilities, there is humor to be found!
By Ink Mystic3 years ago in Humor
The Black Valentine
On Wednesday the 14th, was the much talked about Valentine's Day. Here is my own Valentine's Day story. On Tuesday the 13th, I logged on to Instagram to share one of my latest stories . Okay, so when I opened the App, I realized that I had a lot of unreplied DMs. So I decided to reply messages instead. One of the messages was from one of my side chicks, Chinonso. She was asking where I'd take her to on Valentine's Day. I didn't reply the message, I just laughed in my mind. "It's like one this mad, she doesn't know she's just a side chick?" I thought about it and laughed even more. Before I could finish reading other messages, Chinonso's call came through. I didn't want to take the call at first, but I knew she won't stop calling until I took her call. So I picked up, and she went all "Darny, tomorrow is Val's Day, where are you taking me to?" I didn't know what to answer. I had only 15k left in my life, which i've been hiding in one deep corner of my bag since January. This 15k is literary my life, therefore I can't joke with it. "you are pretending not to hear me abi? Where are you taking me to?" Chinonso continued. Immediately, I activated my 'pity voice,' "Ah, Nonso, you know I don't have money na. If I had money you know what I can do na." "Since I met you, when have you ever had money? But if 'konji' hold you, you will have money to transport me to your house. Stingy boy." She blasted me angrily, and ended the call. I was happy ehn, this one is off my neck. I decided to go back to continue what I was doing on Instagram. Valentine's Day finally came, I was home that morning reading Jane Austen's 'PRIDE AND PREJUDICE', a novel i've been struggling with since November Last Year. Suddenly, there was a knock on the door. Before I could answer the door, Chinonso opened the door and walked in, like an 'Igbo Demon, as though she owns the room. Her first words were "Happy Valentine's Day, my love. Where are we going to?" I was shocked. "I thought we talked about this yesterday?" I asked. "yes we did. Today is lovers' day, since my boyfriend is too broke to take me out, is it a crime if I take him out? Oga goan bath, i want to take you out today, so that you will be ashamed. Since you don't know your work as a man." I don't know whether to laugh or cry. But i'm definitely not ashamed of a woman taking me out. Infact, I love it. It's my hobby. If you know, you know. Anyway, to cut the long story short. I went to take my bath, and Chinonso took me out as promised. We went to a Chinese Restaurant in Festac Festival Mall. A plate of rice is 7k, and she paid for two plates. I was shocked. We ate, and drank, and took pictures, and laughed, and Chinonso paid the bill in full. I mean, all of it. On our way out of the restaurant, I teased her, "Nono, so you have money like this, and i've been suffering?" She just smiled and said, "you will suffer even more because I took 15k from inside your big bag when you went to bath. Next time don't lie to an Igbo girl." I don't know what happened afterwards. I woke up this evening in a hospital. As i'm writing this story, I still can't breath well. Its like I want to die.
By Sam Otoabasi Etim3 years ago in Humor
how old is old
When I was passing forty I tried to decide what was old age and when it actually started? In my first job at age 16 i was friends with people who seemed much older, in retrospect they were barely 3 or 4 years older then me. Now a friend that old would feel like someone my own age.
By ASHLEY SMITH3 years ago in Humor
Quest for the Vanishing Keys: An Epic Tale of Forgetfulness and Discovery
An epic story, "Quest for the Vanishing Keys," unfolded in a world where missing objects could stump even the most intelligent people. The story revolved around an atypical hero, one not of royal blood or superhuman power but of simple forgetfulness. This is the story of a hero's journey from the predictable world of everyday existence into the unexplored lands of forgetfulness and lost possessions.
By Stephen Ochieng3 years ago in Humor
The unforgettable pie
Once upon a time in the quaint town of Sillyville, there lived two mischievous best friends named Benny and Freddy. They were known throughout the town for their wild pranks and outrageous antics. One day, they stumbled upon a flyer for the Great Sillyville Pie-Throwing Contest, an event that promised the grand prize of a year's supply of the most delicious pies in the world.
By Mmesoma Angelica Agada3 years ago in Humor
The Talking Animal Machine of Wackyville
Once upon a time in the small, quirky town of Wackyville, there lived an eccentric inventor named Professor Fizzlepop. The good professor was renowned for his unusual contraptions and his peculiar sense of humor. One sunny day, he decided to test out his latest invention—a machine that could transform ordinary household objects into talking animals.
By Angela Zeen3 years ago in Humor
The Argan Oil Chronicles Part I
Author's preface: By popular demand and because I wanted to get these into Vocal's humor community which is where they belonged all along I will be republishing all 18 articles in my award winning series featuring argan oil, the world’s greatest hair and beauty oil, and Morocco’s trump card in their secret plot to control the worlds dwindling supply of hair oil reserves. If you are reading this you can’t say you were not warned. The series is presented in chronological order (or close enough) for the argan oil chronicles completist. Part I - The early years features some of my earliest forays into the exciting, humorous, and hair frizz free world of argan oil. Thank you country of Morocco for being such a good sport about the whole thing. I do very much admire your country and would love to visit someday. Enjoy!
By Everyday Junglist3 years ago in Humor
The Art of Laughter
Title: The Art of Laughter: Exploring Humor and Satire in Today's World Introduction Laughter has long been heralded as a universal language that transcends cultural boundaries and unites people in moments of joy. In the realm of literature and media, humor and satire serve as powerful tools to entertain, inform, and provoke thought. From witty commentary on current events to lighthearted takes on everyday situations, humor, and satire play a significant role in reflecting and shaping our perceptions of the world around us.
By Elieca Mcken3 years ago in Humor
