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Price Matched To Aldi

Humorous Supermarket Observations

By Mike Singleton ๐Ÿ’œ Mikeydred Published 5 months ago โ€ข Updated 5 months ago โ€ข 1 min read

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The poem says it all, and I included a Christmas Aldi Advert for you to enjoy. I have been wanting to write this for a while.

It's a sort of free verse (i.e., no verse poem)

Price Matched To Aldi

๐Ÿ•ยฃ๐Ÿ”ยฃ๐Ÿพยฃ๐Ÿยฃ๐Ÿฐยฃ๐Ÿฐยฃ๐Ÿยฃ๐Ÿพยฃ๐Ÿ”ยฃ๐Ÿ•

Aldi Must Love Every Other Supermarket

They Proudly Display Meat, Fruit, And Vegetables

Their Economy Lines Say "Priced Matched To Aldi"

Then I Think If You Want To Pay Aldi Prices

Why Don't You Just Take A Trip To The Aldi Store?

Think Of All The Money You'd Save. That's What I Do

๐Ÿ•ยฃ๐Ÿ”ยฃ๐Ÿพยฃ๐Ÿยฃ๐Ÿฐยฃ๐Ÿฐยฃ๐Ÿยฃ๐Ÿพยฃ๐Ÿ”ยฃ๐Ÿ•

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    Written by Mike Singleton ๐Ÿ’œ Mikeydred