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Limbo in the Caribbean

100 thoughts/things in 20 minutes (Not even close)

By Novel AllenPublished 3 years ago Updated 3 years ago 3 min read

1. Limbo in the Caribbean

2. Rob a bank (in theory only) maybe

3. Visit Austria

4. Skinny dip in the fountain of youth

5. Give Vocal gods and creators a virtual hug

6. Hug Keanu

7. Hug a tree

8. Hug a hug

9. Hug me'self

10. Hug a stranger

11. Solve crimes with Sherlock

12. Interview Miss Marple

13. Backpack in the Carpathian et el

14. Horseback riding on route 66

15. Dive to the ocean floor

16. Eat apples in Eden, check out if the devil is around

17. Buy myself a secluded island

18. Walk naked all day long on my island

19. Time travel to meet Jesus

20. Meet some friendly dinosaurs

21. Fly an airplane

22. Travel in a dirigible

23. Like people a lot again

24. Tinker, tailor, soldier, spy

25. Write that elusive book

26. Be imbued with absolute power

27. See if there are bad guys in Hell for real

28. See behind the veil to the other side

29. Run with the bulls in Pamplona

30. Write the perfect poem or story

31. Make a movie for the big screen

32.Invent a flying house

33. Own a flying car

34. Be 18 again with the wisdom of a 40+ year old

35. Run a marathon

36. Kiss a frog who becomes a prince or the equivalent, who needs a prince anyway

37. Buy a farm with lots of horses and land to ride them for real

38. Let people know what I really think

39. Suddenly spurt wings and fly away

40. Have witching powers so the house can tidy itself

41. Have the power to read minds

42. Never have to sleep, it is a nuisance, yet a necessity

43. Be a top chef

44. Find buried treasure

45. Travel to the moon

46. Be a dragon rider

47. Stop whining and complaining

48. Hug myself more

49. Stop eating sugar

50. And so much salt

51. Confess that I cheated on this test

52. I didn't finish in 20 minutes

53. Only got to 45

54. Then got sidetracked

55. By Real Poetic, Paul and all the happenings

56. So I guess I won't win the contest

57. I am just at 55 now

58. Lawd have mercy

59. Who came up with this idea

60. I fear i am stumped

61. OMG, I have 40 to go

62. Plant a tree

63. Celebrate each new day

61. Go on an African safari

62. Hug everyone here

63. Hug Paul, I love Paul

64. Hug Naomi cause she bad

65. Hug Grz-my confidant

66. Hug Mother Theresa

67. Hug Jay

68. Hug Gerald

69. Hug Sid

70. Hug J@V

71. Hug Gerard

72. Hug all you gals

73. Hug Mike-Mikeydred

74. I won't hug Judey for making me do this

75. Yes, I need to hug Judey

76. My head hurts

77. My heart hurts

78. I need to hug more guys

79. Hug Dana

80. Hug Joe

81. Hug D. Alexandra-she's a girl

82. Hug Kendall

83. Hug Invisible, hmmm

84. Hug Lamar

85. Triple hug for Rick

86. Hug Mariann-I think she's sweet

87. I got sidetracked by Missclicked "The new years fall"

88. Hug R Angeli, hmmm

89. Hug 'Raise your voice'

90. Hug Gary

91. Hug Cezanne

92. Hug Toni-she's a girl

93. Distracted by Toni Greathouse's "Comfort is" Poem. You should read it.

94. Hug Antonio, a newbie

95. I keep clicking notifications, hence the distractions

96. Whew, though I have failed miserably

97. I didn't give up

98. Did I already say hugs to everyone named and not

99. Cups of non-alcoholic/or champagne to all

100. Thank you and goodnight!

There are many great things which I could have said, but the brain goes to a great gooey mess after 30 things or so. If you want to be mad at Judey, you should try this challenge. Your brain will never be the same again. Yet I am very proud of me'self. I think!

Here she is, go get her:

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Novel Allen

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    Written by Novel Allen