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50 Festive Christmas Greetings: Serving Up Holiday Cheer with Birdies, Laughter, and Stock Picks!

Christmas Greeting Phrases

By DaphsamPublished 3 months ago 8 min read
Top Story - December 2023
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Get your holiday card wording just right with these cheerful, humorous, and sporty greetings. Perfectly complement your Santa Christmas collection for festive fun!

Are you serving up the right wording for your holiday card? These greetings will get you laughing — they’re full of birdies, reeling with laughter and balancing your holiday spirit like a zen master picking the next stock.

May you find the perfect Christmas greeting that goes perfectly with my Santa Christmas collection. Whether you’re smashing it on the pickleball court or acing it in tennis, these cards are a match point for festive fun!”

Now, your holiday card will have the perfect mix of cheer, humor, and sportsmanship, capturing the joy of the season!

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10 “Reel-ly” Funny Fishing Greetings

1. Santa’s been outdone by the true fishing queen — Mrs. Claus! Wishing you a Christmas as wonderful as her trophy catch!

2. Merry Christmas from the North Pole! Discover the magic by casting your line into the festive mood. Merry Christmas and many happy fishing excursions to you!

3. Let the holiday season be as abundant as a bountiful fishing trip! Wishing you a Merry Fishmas and a Happy New Year!

4. Hook, line, and Christmas cheer — it’s time for a ‘reel’ good time! Happy Fishing Holidays!

5. Wishing you a ‘brr-illiant’ Christmas full of frosty fun and ice fishing thrills as Santa and his polar bear fishing buddies create unforgettable holiday memories!

6. Sending holiday cheer to a seasoned angler like you! May your Christmas be filled with tight lines and abundant joy!

7. Yuletide, yuletide, it’s time to cast our lines wide! Wishing you a ‘reel-y’ merry Christmas, filled with ‘fin-tastic’ moments and a boatload of joy! Let’s ‘tackle’ the holiday season with a splash of fishing fun!

8. Cast away your worries and reel in the joy this Christmas! Wishing you a deep-sea holiday adventure filled with big catches and even bigger smiles!”

9. Oh, great, another Christmas filled with fly fishing tales! Can’t wait to hear how you almost caught that ‘big one’ again!

10. May your Christmas be as vibrant as a fly hatch, filled with joy and excitement for the season!

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10 Zen- Yoga & Meditation Christmas Greetings

1. Mrs. Claus is mastering her ‘downward elf’ pose this Christmas, while Santa tries to ‘sleigh’ his ‘Warrior Ho-Ho’ stance! Reindeer join the ‘Om’-azing fun, finding their zen as they balance holiday treats on their noses!

2. Santa’s off balance, trying ‘Yule-ly’ challenging poses! Reindeer chuckling at his ‘Kringle-twist’ attempts! Meanwhile, Mrs. Claus breathes deep into the Christmas spirit, keeping the North Pole ‘zen-tastic’ this holiday season!

3. Find inner peace, unwrap joy. Merry Christmas with Namaste.

4. Santa’s decided to get ‘elf-ie’ this Christmas, trying yoga with Mrs. Claus! Their reindeer audience ‘nam-aste’d in amusement as they explored finding their inner calm. Ho-Ho-Who knew yoga could be so fun at the North Pole?

5. Reindeer say, ‘Santa, time to ‘sleigh’ your stress with yoga!’ So, Santa and Mrs. Claus got their ‘deer-pose’ on, finding their zen and ‘joy-full’ spirits this Christmas. Breathe deep and Ho-Ho-Ho away the worries!

6. Yule-tide blessings and ‘namaste’-y vibes to you this Christmas! May your tree pose be fir-midable and your holiday spirit shine ‘warrior’-bright!

7. Inhale the merriment, exhale the stress, and embrace the ‘tree’-mendous magic of Christmas! ‘Namaste’ in the festive cheer and ‘yule’-tide joy!

8. “Let the ‘om-my’ goodness of the season fill your heart! ‘Asana’-mas blessings and ‘yule-tide’ wishes for a joyful and ‘zen’-tastic Christmas!

9. This Christmas, ‘sleigh’ your way to ‘holly-jolly’ with ‘vinyasa’-tastic joy! Let the ‘yoga-liday’ spirit flow and find peace in the holiday glow!

10. “Find your inner calm amid the holiday whirlwind! ‘Yule-log’-in some ‘warrior’ strength and ‘ohm’-azing cheer! Merry and bright ‘asana’-mas to you!

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10 Golf Christmas Greetings

1. Wishing you a holiday season as vibrant and colorful as a flamingo’s feathers, with tee-rific celebrations and plenty of birdies on your scorecard! Let Santa’s trusty caddy, the merry flamingo, guide you to a hole-in-one Christmas!

2. Swing into the season with driver cheer and wedge-tastic festivities! Wishing you a Merry Christmas on the fairway of joy!

3. Ditch the sleigh rides; it’s Golfmas! May your drives be a little less wilder than Rudolph’s nose and putts a little less crooked as candy canes. Wishing you a hilarious time with much-needed putting lessons!

4. As you brave the frosty fairways and navigate the snowy bunkers, may your Christmas be filled with hilarious mulligans and joyful eagles, both on and off the golf course!

5. This Christmas, let’s par-tee with the reindeer and snowman! Grab your clubs; it’s time for a holiday scramble where everyone scores a hole-in-fun!

6. Santa’s global gift delivery hack? Golf carts galore! May your Christmas be filled with golfing magic, reindeer trying to putt, and snowmen attempting their best swings ( if he doesn’t melt first)!

7. Fore-get the fruitcake! This Christmas, we’re reading the greens and putting golf balls into the holiday spirit! Golfers never need mistletoe; we find love on the fairway! Wishing you a Christmas filled with golfing buddies, festive swings, and plenty of jolly laughs!

8. Season’s Greetings! This Christmas, Santa’s enlisting the help of cutting-edge AI to tackle his putting challenges! With robotic precision and algorithmic accuracy, every putt will surely be a hole-in-one. Wishing you a tech-savvy and joyous holiday season filled with magical AI-powered cheer!

9. As we gather ’round the golf cart to celebrate Christmas, let’s remember the true meaning of the season: spreading joy, laughter, and making memories that are as enduring as a golfer’s tan lines! See you at the 19th hole!

10. Dashing through the fairways, in golf carts with glee, kicking balls slyly, but who can blame, you see? Merry Christmas, fellow golfers, may joy abound on this holiday round!

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10 Pickleball & Tennis Christmas Greetings

1. Dash through the pickleball court and serve up some holiday cheer! Wishing you a smashing Christmas and a ‘dink’-tastic New Year!

2. This Christmas, let’s ‘pick-le’ our festive spirits with a game of pickleball! Santa’s serving up jolly ‘drop shots’ and ‘elf’-cellent rallies for all to enjoy!

3. It’s the most ‘pickle-licious’ time of the year! Get ready to ‘santa' spins and' pickle ‘volleys your way to a joyful Christmas!

4. Santa’s trading his sleigh for a pickleball paddle this Christmas! Join him on the courts, where the only thing better than his serve is the holiday ‘pickles’ to enjoy!

5. Serve, volley, and celebrate the season on the pickleball court! Age like fine pickleball wine and savor the ‘dink’-y moments of Christmas joy!

6. Game, set, jingle all the way! Wishing you a smashing Christmas filled with love, laughter, and ‘ace’-some moments on and off the court!

7. Have a ‘net-ty’ Christmas filled with ‘love’ly tennis moments! May your holiday season be as ‘match’-less as your best backhand shot!

8. Wishing you a ‘deuce’-y and festive Christmas! May you ‘serve’-ive the holiday season with ‘court’-eousness and joy!

9. May your Christmas be a ‘grand slam’ of joy, with ‘lobs' of laughter and ‘drop shots' of delight! Have a ‘smash’-ing holiday season!

10. Santa’s got the ‘tennis bug’ this Christmas! Wishing you an ace of a holiday filled with ‘game’-changing moments and ‘lob’-s of fun!

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10 Stock Market & Wall Street Christmas Greetings

1. This Christmas, may your stock portfolio ‘sleigh’ the competition, your bond market investments be as secure as Santa’s workshop, and your Interest rates may be as low as the winter temperatures in the North Pole!

2. Wishing you a Christmas filled with joy, prosperity, and financial success! May Santa grant you a ‘bullish’ market and a retirement fund that grows faster than Rudolph’s red nose!

3. Here’s to a technologically advanced Christmas! May your investments outperform the latest gadgets, and your Wall Street wisdom shine brighter than Rudolph’s red nose!

4. Santa’s secret to a ‘stock’-ing full of gifts? Smart investments, of course! May your holiday season be as fruitful as the bond market, and your retirement plans be merry and bright!

5. This Christmas, consider me your ‘expert’ in financial trivia at happy hour, where I confidently order the best drinks but ‘stock’-terribly regarding investments! Wishing you a holiday season full of laughter, good company, and the perfect drinks to celebrate, whether the market’s up or down!

6. Santa’s trade winds might be gusty, but my financial expertise? More like smooth sippin’ on the perfect holiday cocktails! May your Wall Street journey be as adventurous as Santa’s global escapades and your investment decisions as merry as a ‘reindeer ’-approved drink! Cheers to a jolly Christmas season!

7. Twas the night before Christmas, when all through Wall Street, not a trader was stirring, not even a tweet. The stocks were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that Santa’s bull market soon would be there!

8. Deck the halls with bonds of laughter! May your Christmas be filled with merry market gains and retirement funds that grow like holiday expenses!

9. Santa’s got a ‘magic 401(k)’ plan! May your retirement funds multiply like reindeer on Christmas Eve, and your stock market portfolio be as diverse as his gift bag!

10. All I want for Christmas is financial cheer! May your holiday bonuses jingle all the way to Santa’s sleigh, and your tech investments be as cutting-edge as the gadgets on his ‘GPS navigation’ wish list!


I hope you’ve enjoyed my Christmas-themed hobby greetings! If any of them resonate with you, feel free to use them in your Christmas cards or texts.

This was originally posted on Medium.


About the Creator


Loving Wife, Mom, Dog Mom- A Dyslexic dreamer who never thought I could read or write. But life changed, and I conquered my fears. I am an artist, photographer, wordsmith and illustrator. Looking to weave stories and poems with my artwork.

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  • Lana V Lynx25 days ago

    These were hilarious and tasteful. I wish I saw them before Christmas but I’ll bookmark them for the next year.

  • Naveed 3 months ago

    Awesome story, Daphsam! Congrats!!!💖

  • Judey Kalchik 3 months ago

    I'm glad Dana shared this today- wow! very creative.

  • Shirley Belk3 months ago

    WTG Daphsam!

  • Dana Crandell3 months ago

    What a unique offering for the season! As someone who used to submit card ideas to Blue Mountain, I think you have some very good creations here!

  • Some very funny seasonal greetings here

  • Hahahahahahahhahaa these were hilarious! I'm so happy you posted this! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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