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How to Eat Her Out
The climate of repression in which most Americans are raised takes a considerable toll on their sex lives. Many are conditioned to believe that certain sex acts are somehow wrong or harmful, and as a result tend to feel guilt or disgust about some very natural human urges.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyWhy to Have Sex on Her Period
You're dying to get laid but your girl has her period. Should you dejectedly retreat to the bathroom and beat your meat, or should you forsake all reason and screw your chick's brains out, blood or no blood? "I want to screw the hell out of her," you're thinking, "but what about the dreaded curse? Isn't it dangerous to have sex with a menstruating broad?"
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyVatican Sex Positions
How not to enjoy sex, brought to you by your friends at the Vatican. Sex has been a topic du jour for the clergy since the clergy became clergy. Like many rules of institutionalized religion, the do nots seem to outnumber the dos. Do not have sex with your neighbor's wife. Do not have sex until you are married. Do not watch porn on the internet. Very rarely in religious doctrine does it say, tho shalt have a blowjob or do unto her as she just did for you. The discovery of long lost manuscripts, dating back almost 600 years, shed light on another important do not. Do not enjoy sex was a common theme throughout much of the history of the Vatican. There are many thousands of positions in which sex cannot be enjoyed. There are hundreds more in which sex cannot even be attempted. Here are just a few of the most popular, originally published as "The Vatican Sex Manual" by Monsignor E.D. Gray, S.J., M.A., in The Rutland Dirty Weekend Book. By using these variations, you and your partner will be unable to have sex in a variety of ways, which will add spice and zest to your abstinence. Based on the old manuscripts found in the cavernous labyrinth beneath the Vatican, these variations are equally unuseful for unmarried couples, who may try them without fear of pregnancy, pleasure, or confession.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthySecret to Fantasizing
Fantasy. People write books on it. They hold endless discussion about it. Everyone does it. It can increase our pleasure, encourage our passions, relax us, and give us greater control over our bodies and minds.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyPenis Enlargment Guide
"It ain't the meat, it’s the motion." So go the lyrics of a popular old song, but try telling it to a guy with a 3" dick! More and more, today’s liberated ladies, as greedy as the rest of us, are looking for size as well as style in their sexual encounters, and to a large number of women, size can be everything. "With a smaller man, you've got to work so much harder for the same results," says one woman. "Sure, you can get the same results, but it's so much easier with a large penis."
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyWeird Sex Questions
Sexual trivia is just loads of fun. If you think about it, you probably know more about sex based its portrayal in pop culture, from sexuality in Game of Thrones to case studies on procedural shows like Law and Order, than you ever dreamed of learning in sex ed. But "How many women have posed nude on cable television?" and "What is the mandatory sentence for exposing yourself in a public park?" are relatively mundane questions with uninteresting answers. Nothing there makes for good conversation at the local bar. The informative Hite Report is an interesting study, but just how accurate were its results? Ms. Hite asked over 3,000 questions in her study, but made one inquiry that most other sexologists tend to avoid: Do you—the female—regularly achieve orgasm during intercourse without separate massaging of the clitoris? Now thats a question to use at the a singles event. Apparently only one out of four can climax without giving the little nub some extra attention. There you have it, the kind of sexual trivia we all want to know a little more about. To further your education and fill your mind with conversational sex questions and taboo trivia, I have compiled some interesting ice breakers for the next night out.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyHow to Date a Porn Star
A porn star girlfriend is every man’s fantasy, am I right? Unfortunately, the fantasy may be a lot further away from reality then one might wish for. If you are that dude SO completely in love with the idea of a nymphomaniac goddess that looks exactly like her Jules Jordan scene 24/7, and does the house work in Agent Provocateur, stop. reading. now. Look away. This will hurt.
Samantha BentleyPublished 8 years ago in FilthyMistakes Men Make with Women
Man was not meant to live alone. We are a sharing species, living in groups, depending on the care, feeding, and nurturance of others of our own kind. We seek out relationships in which the bond is love, and although we may find satisfactions in life without it, loving another person builds a solid base of happiness in our lives. It is the sharing of joy and security, the pleasure and sometimes even the pain of being in love that gives us that special lift, that exhilaration we call happiness.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyFine Art of Giving Head
I like to suck cocks. I’m good at it. Unfortunately, not every girl is. Some girls think all one has to do is put the thing in your mouth and roll it around a bit. The guy should be grateful for special favors? Not so, girls! Suppose a guy was going down on you? How would you feel if he just put his mouth down there, rooted around for ten seconds, and let it go at that?
Lizzie BoudoirPublished 8 years ago in FilthyWhat Not to Do at an Orgy
An orgy is not a free for all. Contrary to popular opinion, there is actually a best practice for an orgy. There are dos and don’ts. There is etiquette and there are standards. There is no limit to the amount of people that can participate in an orgy, but there is a point of diminishing return. There are no limits as to the gender, religion, or race of participants. But like the United Colors of Benetton, a good orgy strikes a balance between all identities and sexual preferences. Now, for those of you who have yet to participate in a proper orgy, the dos seem pretty logical and simple: take pleasure and have lots of sex. It is the don’ts, or the things better off not experienced, that make the difference in a successful orgy.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyHow to Photograph Nude Models
In my limited experiences as both a photographer and a roue, I have found it generally to be more difficult to persuade an attractive young woman to remove her clothing for purposes of art photography than for purposes of engaging in an illicit tussle in the hay. Such persuasion is definitely an art, but is not impossible. Masters such as Terry Richardson have made careers of it. With one of his first campaigns featuring women in short skirts with public hair showing, few would argue that Richardson didn't master this skill set early on. So how does he do it? How can an aspiring photographer entice women to pose for him as if she were posing for Terry Richardson?
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in FilthyBest Sex Positions
Knowledge is power, especially when it comes to sexual positions. Beyond what you see in the movies, there is actually a step-by-step process for sexual positions and rich sexual experiences. While you know what missionary position and doggy style are, do you know which to use based on the mood you and your lover are seeking? Do you know which positions are best accentuated by her wearing heels, and which are better for a partner who wants to feel in control? Whether you're looking for a fast and furious orgasm or a long and sensuous night of holding one another, the position you choose is almost as important as how well you execute it. This sex position guide is designed to help you make an informed decision. If you are the kind of person who actually reads the instructions, you know that is the best way to get the job done. Sex is no different than a 1200 piece lego model. Follow the visual guide, and get the job done.
Filthy StaffPublished 8 years ago in Filthy