“I’d posed for every magazine on the rack by now, and the business was all about new meat. I pictured myself lying in the butcher’s case at the supermarket, the plastic wrap covering my body and a red ‘Reduced for Sale’ sign on my forehead. The image seemed very real. I was going off the deep end. I had to shake it before I ate a bottle of pills. I was thinking about death a lot lately, and that day I felt like I was daring God to strike me dead.”
Out of all the experiences thus far in my life, marriage has been hands down, the most challenging. I know, I know, you would assume I would say parenting because I just love to complain about the crappy diapers, sleepless nights, and leftover fat that is motherhood, but no way Jose, marriage absolutely takes the “difficulty” cake. Don’t get me wrong, raising children (and good ones at that) is no easy task with them constantly testing our patience, kindness, and sanity, but there is one huge difference that makes it all worth it and that is unconditional love. Not a day goes by where I don’t feel the undeniable love from both of my children. Even after a slap on the wrist or a 10-minute time out, they are guaranteed to not only forgive me but hug, kiss, and love me mere moments later. Now for my husband, not so much. If only he would show affection minutes after I rip him a new asshole, then life would be just grand. Usually after a fight with my bitchy filthy-mouthed self, doors are slammed and names are called and if I’m really feeling feisty I’ll throw in a bullshit threat as a cherry on top. Then the pity party ensues, the sulking, and the pondering if this is what marriage is supposed to be like. It’s crazy how a few minutes of nasty word vomit can erase years of happiness.
Instagram phenomenon Jen Selter reached 1.3 million followers with nothing but a dream, some yoga pants, and one of the all-time most spectacular asses in the world. Her page is loaded to the brim with pictures of her working out and many other ways to show off her illustrious butt. Her signature pose, sticking one leg behind and leaning forward, is quite effective in this regard. Obviously, her ass has played an integral role in obtaining so many followers.
I slid my hand down the railing as I walked down the carpeted stairs. It was smooth and cool under my fingertips. Leaving his bed wasn’t something I ever wanted to do. And this evening was no different. He had a way of satisfying me, really satisfying me. He was the first man I never had to fake it for. It wasn’t until I met him that I realized sex could be poetry if you had the right partner. My silk robe was soft against my skin, and as I reached the bottom of the stairs I stopped. He was in the kitchen, making eggs. It was midnight. I watched him scramble them and caught sight of his hands. The hands that touched me. The hands that would touch me again if I was lucky. The hands that fit in the back pockets of my jeans so well on a crisp Sunday autumn stroll.
Ladies, we have a confession to make; we know how much anal sex you’re having. It turns out that at least 1 in 3 straight women in the US has tried anal at some point in her life. The National Institutes of Health performed a study in January 2016 on the prevalence of heterosexual anal intercourse among men and women. Thirty percent of women and 35 percent of men reported having HAI in the previous year. Women who reported having tried anal were usually in their 20s and reportedly had higher levels of both income and education. While anal sex was equally common among women of all ethnic and racial backgrounds, it was more common among those who were either married to or already living with their partners than it was among single women.
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Marian K. is a 26-year-old, 5’5”; woman in good health. She has long, red hair wound tightly on top of her head, brown eyes, and a full but sulky mouth that is turned down at the corners. She is divorced, has one child, and supports herself as a pianist in cocktail bars.
Success comes in all shapes and sizes and Tera Patrick’s climb to the top is no different. From the start, Tera's life was anything but traditional, filled with enough drama and heartache for several Lifetime movies. This beautiful big busted and even bigger brained brunette is an adult film legend, with more credentials and awards than hundreds of her peers combined, and that’s just the half of it. Frankly, if her name doesn’t ring a familiar bell in your brain than you must have been living under a rock for the past 15 years. A very boring, porn-less, masturbation-free rock. From adult videos and production companies to Playboy and Penthouse, Tera’s flawless face and incredible tattooed body have been blessing our eyes since 1999.
Imagine creating your dream girl who doesn’t argue, complain, PMS, nag or say “I’m too tired” when you’re looking for some action. Its a concept that seems almost impossible to conjure up in your mind. But synthetic girlfriends are more popular than ever. The sex doll market makes billions of dollars every year. Many well known stars make good bank on their sex doll molds. Belladonna and the notorious Sasha Grey, two of the most well-known porn stars in the adult entertainment industry, have their own sex dolls on the retail market. Hell, Lady Gaga teamed up with a sex doll vendor to make a Gaga sex doll. While those dolls are designed to resemble your favorite porn and pop stars, Realdoll creator, Matt McMullen has made it possible for you to create your dream girl, from head to toe, and everything in between.