How to Make Semen Taste Better

In a perfect world, semen would taste like cupcakes. But unfortunately, most girls know better.

A little salty. Slightly sweet. Bitter. Quite delicious. Disgusting. No, these are not the reactions for any food. In fact, this is how women describe the taste of semen. Some have even compared it to laundry detergent or battery acid.

So giving a blowjob and swallowing the stuff that comes out is certainly not easy as famously cribbed by the notorious Samantha in a much-loved episode of the soap series Sex and The City.

“Easy? You men have no idea what we’re dealing with down there. Teeth placement and jaw stress and suction and gag reflex. And all the while bobbing up and down, moaning, and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don’t call it a ‘job’ for nothing,”

Of course, Samantha was also upset about the “funny tasting spunk” of her beau Adam at that time.

That said, watching your girl take your entire load in her mouth and swallow it completely has to be one of the greatest joys to any man. And there are a lot of studies even saying that semen swallowing is good for her (even that it helps to fight depression!).In fact in ancient China, it was believed that women who consumed semen lived longer, stayed more beautiful, had clearer skin and tapped into the fountain of youth.

Unfortunately, a lot of women don’t want to swallow. In fact, believe it or not, a lot of porn girls also don’t want to swallow (even if they’re paid a hefty bonus). And the one question that crosses every woman’s mind, as soon as she gives her first blowjob: How can a man make his taste better?

Unfortunately, science hasn't cracked that code completely yet. But a general consensus is that if you try to drink and eat the right things, you can still make it an amazing experience for her. And the good news is that, a lot of its taste comes from what you are putting in your mouth.

A general rule of thumb is that if something is good for your health, it's probably going to make your semen taste better, too. Also, remember that scent and taste are closely related. So, if it is sweet on your tongue, it'll be even sweeter for your semen.

Here’s what you can do to have your semen taste better, and encourage her to swallow your baby butter after a blowjob.

Drink plenty of water

A major part of semen consists of water and so drinking a lot of water can help to increase the amount of cum created and will even make it taste better. So, if you are focussed on producing better tasting semen, this is your first line of attack.

Just make sure to drink at least 8-10 glasses of water each day. It will not only remove the toxins in your body and make your semen taste better but it will also increase your semen volume making sex more pleasurable. Remember the more water you drink, the more diluted your load will be for her to swallow.

Remember, if your ejaculation is low on water, it will be thick and gooey and it won’t taste good. So, chug in lots and lots of water.

Sweeten it up

Several fruits will make your semen sweeter. In addition, fruits purify your body while softening the taste of cum. Such fruits include apples, papaya, mangoes, pineapples, cherries, pears, grapes and more. My personal favourite is pineapples as they give semen a citrusy flavour that she’ll love.

Berries are another addition that you can make to your diet. It is said that the blacker the berry, the sweeter is the taste of your cum. Berries actually balance the ph. levels of your semen giving it a better taste. Eating a bowl of mixed berries (blueberries, strawberries, blackberries, or raspberries) is a great way to add sweetness to your secretions.

Just grab a morning berry smoothie and let her enjoy its benefits during your next blowjob session

Eat clean

Cleaner insides have cleaner releases. Your semen is the indicator of your overall health. So, if you want to improve the flavour of your love juice, you need to improve your overall lifestyle by avoiding certain kinds of stuffs like below.

• Smoking: makes your semen taste like a stale cigarette

• Dairy products: while good for your gut, makes your semen taste terrible

• Drugs + Alcohol: You know it is bad

• Meat: makes it salty and gooey

• High-Sulphur Foods: intensifies the taste in a bad way (e.g. broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower)

• Caffeine: too much of coffee make it bitter

• Fast Food: includes chemicals that make your semen bitter

In general, remember that anything that’s toxic to us is toxic to our taste. Being healthy and keeping a healthy lifestyle always helps in keeping your semen tasting better.

Lastly, sweat it out

It goes without saying but exercise is an important component of both your sexual health and overall health. Honestly, keeping yourself healthy will keep your cum tasting amazing.

And there is a scientific reason behind it. Regular exercise flushes out the toxins out of your body. When you sweat, water is pulled out of your body, and along with it, all the nasty chemicals you’ve been eating. It really does not matter what exercise you do; the idea is just to sweat as much as possible.

You can also use the sauna to sweat out toxins. Saunas not only make you sweat out all the bad stuff but they also help improve blood flow. The better the blood flow, the stronger the erection and the better the taste of the cum.

Eat well and exercise for a week or two before asking her to swallow your cum after a blowjob, to give your body enough time to remove toxins and absorb nutrients you put into it.With enough water intake, regular check-ups, eating healthy food and avoiding toxic foods, you will on track to give her the best ever healthiest, sweetest cum she has ever tasted.

As Jess Scott has rightly said.

“A fit, healthy body that is the best fashion statement.”