A Series: Chapter 13

In Marshall's apartment, Steve is sitting on the couch next to Marshall drinking vodka-crams, Warren is sitting on the floor also drinking and Larry is across of Warren sitting on a chair, all of them watching the television. "So that's your best line; 'I really love this song?'" Marshall says to Larry laughing "It tells her that I like music and have quality taste" Larry responds upset "Yet it never works" Warren chimes in "It works!" Larry snaps back "Right, yet it never works when other people are around. I mean, don't worry his girlfriend goes to a different school guys" Steve says laughing making the others laugh too "Right" Larry says smiling and sipping a drink. The front door opens and Kate walks in holding a few bags, Marshall immediately gets up and walks over "Hey babe how's your day?" he says and grabs the bags she is holding "Busy. I've been running errands all day" she gives Marshall a kiss "Did you get a chance to run to the grocery store?" she asks and looks around the room, seeing the boys in the apartment watching the television and empties on the table, also seeing the grocery list she left for Marshall in the exact place she left it on the entry table "Never mind" she says shrugging it off disappointed, moving into the kitchen which is separated by a counter from the living room. She waves to the guys but gives the finger to Larry "I'm sorry I'm sorry we just needed a place to hangout. I haven't seen the guys in a while anyway" Marshall says quietly in the kitchen "But why here?" Kate looks over at Steve "Steve, why aren't you in your apartment doing this?" "Um...there is a complication" Steve says back. "Pardon?" "Well, I have a girl over but she won't leave. I told her I have work as an excuse but she kinda shrugged it off, and like got in my shower. So, then I was like 'ok ok' but then she came out after and put my shirt on and started watching me play Fifa. So, I came here after telling her I need to step out. It's been three hours and I think she's still there...should I be scared?" Steve says to Kate. "Yeah it's a real problem Kate" Larry says not looking at her "Fuck off Lawrence" she replies not looking at him "Your life is rough now Steve. Must suck having women wanting to sleep with you" Warren says "What? didn't you guys hook up last weekend, I thought you saw some girls after I left?" Steve asks

Flashback of Warren and Larry watching music videos on the couch drinking beer and smoking bowls. Talking about how much they love the female artists in the videos.

"We saw some girls yeah, but like we didn't really 'do' them, it doesn't seem too important" Larry says looking at Warren who nods his head signalling 'good save' Larry then looks at Steve "But you did 'do' a girl"

Flashback to Steve having sex with Jada, she is riding him reverse cowgirl and going up and down off of his dick while he inserts his finger in and out of her asshole, screaming crazy sex growls and yelling at him to 'fuck her just like that' repeatedly. Steve's face has this worried/confused look telling himself 'what the fuck, this bitch is crazy'

"Well... I don't know it's not important" Steve says taking a drink "Of course it's important Steve you have been getting so lucky lately man. Honestly, it's a little worrisome, you are a human pussy magnet. Says a lot about the human condition" Warren exclaims "A real head scratcher" Larry adds in scratching his head (on purpose?) "I thought you guys were happy for me?" Steve asks the both of them "We are, but maybe you could use your powers for some good, for your...friends. We don't even need a dime ten like throw us a seven or six" Larry tells him "Fuck I'll take a four" Warren adds "I don't have powers" "Steve. You can literally walk down the street and sleep with any women who has a phone connected to the internet right now..."

Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss by Bloodhound Gand plays. Steve is in the middle of the street wearing nothing but briefs and sunglasses while doing a weird disco/nightattheroxbury dance, he then starts walking down the street (while dancing) and every time he passes a girl, he points at her and her clothes come flying off. The women(s) act shocked but turned on too and they start walking behind Steve in lust, every time he does it the women(s) all start following him down the street in awe, some dancing along with him too. Some girls are wearing bra and panties, other girls are completely naked (there are three girls each wearing a different set of Spider-Man underwear)

"Huh... you really think so?" "Yes!" Warren and Larry say that at the same time. Steve sits up "Okay. Maybe it's time I take advantage of this opportunity I have. And really put the peddle down, like go ham" Steve says this nodding his head feeling a burst of energy. "That's what we've been trying to tell you moron" Larry says "Jump into the deep end man and don't look up. Just dive" Warren adds in "Yeah dive into all the fish like a swan" Larry laughs "Well jeez" Steve looks at Larry weirdly "Shut the fuck up Larry that's gross" Warren says laughing at Larry "Fair point though. Steve be safe no raw dogging man" "Unless she's a ten, Jada was a ten" Steve smiles. "You" Larry; points to Warren "Dirty" Warren; points to Steve "Dog" Steve finishes it off and they all start laughing together. Marshall comes back into the room and begins laughing along with them while handing out more vodka-crams in a can "Good for you guys, love to see some teamwork" he says, Kate walks into the room to holding a glass of wine and sits beside Marshall. "You guys are lame, misogynistic idiots. Do you really think women are so insecure that we would just throw ourselves at a guy because he is a little internet famous?" "Yes" Larry says immediately "Well no. Kate you have a valid point, but I think you are misunderstanding the situation" Warren says "Am I now? And how is that" she says taking a sip of her wine "It's not really internet fame" "Then what is it about?" "His dick" Warren says bluntly "It's about his dick. The internet clout just adds to the whole thing" "Like the cherry on top, I have almost fifth-teen thousand followers on Instagram, every swipe on Tinder is a match. My whole life has changed" Steve says "Okay fine, fine whatever, but your guys plan to get laid is to hover around Mr. Hung here and hope whatever girl he doesn't pick, pick you?" Kate asks the group "No" Warren yes "Yes basically" Larry adds "Pathetic" Kate says laughing a bit "I kinda agree with her on this one" Marshall adds, putting his arm over her shoulder "Traitor" Larry yells out shaking his head "I get it, you guys have solid plan, not a bad idea and all but there is no substance. Both of you are being lazy and expecting girls to just like you out of the blue" Marshall says and Warren nods his head hearing him. "So you're saying we should put more effort into this? Like make a blueprint?" Larry asks Kate who sighs "Yes and no. Like, Steve how do you feel?" she asks him "Pretty happy I guess" "See. Steve looks better, he's acting less shy around women and men. He's been going out, going to the gym putting effort into his appearance. Yeah maybe he got 'lucky' with the flashing thing but it had a positive effect on him too. When's the last time you masturbated?" Steve looks at her "Yesterday, twice" he says taking a drink and smirking "But you also have girls now too" Larry cuts in "So?" he asks her "So? Steve may be a chronic masturbater but he has girls now so it's different, unlike you two" she looks at Larry and then at Warren "I still don't get what you guys are saying" Larry looks around the room confused "You dumbasses. Change yourselves. Dress nicer do laundry, read a book for Christ sake. Try acting like an adult. Then maybe, maybe girls will be attracted to you" Kate tells them. Larry and Warren both ponder this and each take a drink looking at each other "Well you don't have to be mean about it...hey why are you drinking wine? Marshall said you only have vodka-crams because that's what you drink. Marshall these are for you. Bro, that's sus, drink a beer" Larry says shaking his head "Don't tell me you don't like them" Marshall says back "That's not the point"

Larry takes another drink... "Can I have another"